Assassins Creed Unity

The shittiest fucking game/assassins creed game in existence. Full of bugs, server errors, the combat sucks, and running makes you look like you have to take a shit.

James: Hey did you play Assassins Creed Unity?

Desmond: Yeah and it sucks horse dick!

by TheAndroidBro August 11, 2015

Soviet-Assasin

1 An ignorant fuckhead.
2 A loser who is in a clan called LT.
3 A skinny fucker who couldnt hurt a fly.
4 Nerd who likes to lick his friends arses while they sleep.

"You're a total fuckwit, you remind me of Soviet-Assasin"

by [CCT]Expack_man < god thats so old. February 14, 2004

Camel Toe Assassin

A male or female that enjoys penetrating a vagina. During the process of penetration the camel toe itself is assassinated.

"Dude did you assassinate that camel toe?!"

"My buddy is such a camel toe assassin, he bangs every hot chick we meet."

by evolart November 30, 2009

assisian

It's more kewl and asian way to say assasin

I am assisian, and I work for Yakuza

by Assisian October 26, 2011

SO assassins creed

can be used sarcastically or to express an impressive display of skill.

Example 1.
*Man 1 leaps over wall and faceplants the floor*
Man 2 - (sarcastically) That was SO assassins creed.

Example 2.
Child - Yesterday i jumped off a swing and landed in forward roll. It was SO assassins creed.

by ELLENES June 21, 2010

asian assasins

gay, ugly, lil kids trying to be cool, Fags, Losers

aa can go suck cock muther fuker

by jt December 9, 2004

Silent Assassin

1) The second game in the HITMAN video game series.
2) A ranking in the HITMAN games only possible by killing just the targets and with no witnesses.
3) To ejaculate on somebody without their knowlage of said ejactulation.

1) I just bought 'Silent Assassin'.
2) I just got the 'Silent Assassin' ranking on 'House Of Cards'.
3) I just gave that bitch a silent assassin on the bus today. Sure didn't see that coming...

by Comrade 47 March 12, 2008