when you're about to bone a dude you don't really want to bone, so you make a fake vagina with your hands, and the dude gets punk'd by your fake vagina.
I was so drunk last night and I ended up at home with Brad, so I had to ashton kutcher him so he would leave my apartment.
by spread mollusk September 1, 2017
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by Kindest December 29, 2017
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Ashton is the type of person to call you when you're feeling down but not know what to do but talk and sit there in a call with you. He does his best to make you feel special and make you feel like you mean something to anyone. He's a nerd and enjoys talking about memes and likes to scream when he can. Ashton makes you think better about yourself in any case because he tells you he loves you and when he trusts you with his past you seem to love him more. He's a huge guy and will tower over you but he's just a big teddy bear. Whatever you do though...don't touch his hair.
by rose2202 May 8, 2018
Get the Ashton mug.A person who when is in need of attention will tell you he loves you and you will feed him your heart and once he is full, he will turn around in the same sentence and tell you to fuck off.
And don't get me wrong I still love him.
And I remember when I met him, it was so clear that
He was the only one for me
We both knew it, right away
And as the years went on, things got more difficult
We were faced with more challenges
I begged him to stay
Try to remember what we had at the beginning
He was charismatic, magnetic, electric and everybody knew it
When he walked in every woman's head turned, everyone stood up
To talk to him
He was like this hybrid, this mix of a man who couldn't contain himself
I always got the sense that he became torn
Between being a good person and
Missing out on all of the opportunities
That life could offer a man as magnificent as him
And in that way I understood him
And I loved him
I loved him, I loved him, I loved him
And I still love him
I love him
And don't get me wrong I still love him.
And I remember when I met him, it was so clear that
He was the only one for me
We both knew it, right away
And as the years went on, things got more difficult
We were faced with more challenges
I begged him to stay
Try to remember what we had at the beginning
He was charismatic, magnetic, electric and everybody knew it
When he walked in every woman's head turned, everyone stood up
To talk to him
He was like this hybrid, this mix of a man who couldn't contain himself
I always got the sense that he became torn
Between being a good person and
Missing out on all of the opportunities
That life could offer a man as magnificent as him
And in that way I understood him
And I loved him
I loved him, I loved him, I loved him
And I still love him
I love him
by Power ranger July 23, 2018
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A person who can’t understand who he is has many dreams and hopes gets in trouble a lot always wants to do the right thing but don’t has a explosive temper and bad attitude will do anything for the people he admires last he’s honest he lies but only about things he don’t think are important but if it matters to him he will always tell the truth
by aspiring September 26, 2018
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