arse banjo

A person from the countryside who purrs when there anus gets fiddle like a banjo.

Did you see Darlene last night she was getting played like a real arse banjo

by Grayreaper December 21, 2013

arse load

Noun. In large quantities, a lot of, a great amount. British.

"She's given me arse loads of paperwork to complete before lunch."

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

wet-arsed

An insulting term a mature man might use to humiliate a teenager. It implies he is prematurely out of nappies and hence has a wet arse.

Don't annoy me, you wet-arsed little prick!

by F. J. December 12, 2008

arse foremost

A purely Canadian term, that means to go backwards.

He walked arse foremost up the hill.
He walked (backwards) up the hill.

by Kody B July 31, 2004

Black Arse

Slang, generally found in the NE of England meaning someone who never washes, is dirty, scruffy or "minging".

That Amy is a right black arse, proper black like. Her house is black, her kids are black, never clean them the dirty c**t and her house is lifting.

by TomP1980 December 18, 2013

Glassblowers Arse

The condition one finds oneself in on an extremely hot day, or doing particularly heavy work. To Sweat profusely in an unattractive manner. Especially true if sweat makes your trainers/shoes soggy. Happens a lot to overweight people.

"I'm sweating like a Glassblowers Arse"

by Ruby_Siren May 22, 2007

arse burgers

An exclamation of annoyance at a situation or person.

"Eric, you utter arse burger!"
- Eric Feeble's boss (Stressed Eric) -

by R1 April 10, 2003