No armed bandit

A cash machine, or even an ATM.

'Your round.'
'Hold up, mate. Gotta smash the no armed bandit.'
'If I give you my card, will you bang me a purple out?'
'Yeah, no worries.'
'Cheers boss.'
'In a while, paedophile.'

by Dexter Us August 3, 2012

Armandas

A bad Guy that’s have a small dick and want to have sex with every girl in the world. Very fat and not cool.

Armandas means Suck my dick please or Fuck me please

by Vincent skogholm October 16, 2017

Armando

Midget, Plays Fortnite all day, Says he a "pro" but in reality hes garbage , gets yelled at by his poppa all the time for not leaving his house, He's probably Homeless/ Poor, Asks for money all the time, Claims to be a blood but he ain't.

Aye look it's Armando asking for money near that Walmart

by Mikeys🦋 February 28, 2020

hairy armed monster

this is a woman who has arms made of hair. She also has a hairy face and god knows what else. She is usually small in height (a poison dwarf) and had an odd shaped body. She has greasy hair and tits bigger than her. Her name is usually Elaine, and corrupts innocent people by swinging her hairy arms about!

Oh my god, what happened to you?
i got attacked by the hairy armed monster!

help....save the service users,
the hairy armed monster is on the loose!!!

by odd that i find that freak so facinating February 19, 2008

The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate

He's The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate, but only metaphorically, you see, he has both arms and eyes,the thing is,this guy, who really loves this girl, so much that he'd be willing to lose an arm, an eye, or even something worse, if thats what it took to prove his love, but it doesn't matter, because The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate never had a choice in the matter he sails alone, trying to forget his problems with an eye patch, and a bottle Dark Eyes.

Oh look, it's The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate... He looks lonesome out there.

by Dennis December 13, 2004

Armadilla

When a girl gets down and a man fucks her in the ass for a large amount of time, afterwards she walks curled over like an Armadillo.

Last night I pulled The Armadilla on Makayla.

by NiceDynomyte January 23, 2016

Three-Armed Hug

A "special" embrace between a man and a woman (or another man). Two arms are the typical hug, and the third "arm"........

My girlfriend and I got into a fight and then I apologized and gave her the three-armed hug.

by taiga86 February 25, 2011