Appalachian Avalanche

1. An Appalachian Avalanche is when a girl is giving head to her cousin who's also her brother when he comes on her forehead.

Kelly-Jo: "Wow, I can't believe Jimmy-Bob gave me an Appalachian Avalanche last night".

by apache2012 February 5, 2010

Gnob Apparati

The Canadian west coast slang term used for referring to the methodology of utilizing the preferred system of weed smoking.

The gnob apparati is a necessary part of the beetee experience.

by Joehan... February 25, 2004

Appalachian Trail

The shit marks you leave on your cousin's chest when you tit-fuckher.

"Man, after I got through tit-fucking my cousin, her chest looked like a map of the Appalachian Trail!"

by Chefguy May 25, 2012

Appaul

Short for appalogise which you can only say in the case of a phisical action

OH sorry i hit you, I appaul

by Bliton7 May 17, 2006

appalachistan

Appalachistan is a fictional country located in the Appalachian mountains. It is normally used in context with people on the far right in the region who joke about independence from the U.S using guerilla warfare tactics. These people often are people who want rights to be reverted to an older era. People who claim to be from this

region are sometimes called boogaloo boy's or boog boi's

Person 1: Hey did you hear about the new resistance on the East Coast, they saying they are from appalachistan.

Person 2: Yeah I am starting to worry.

by A. American June 25, 2022

apparatchik

An apparently rodentlike woman.

The Senator from New York was an apparatchik when it came to campaign money, she could smell it, ferret it out, hoard it, consume it and spend it, leaving only droppings as evidence it ever was.

by megnao flimpis August 3, 2003

Redneck Apparatus

A large assemblage of shit located in the yard of someone suspected of being a redneck (see white trash). Specifically, outdated or otherwise useless mechanical contraptions associated with being a hick and/or the killing and skinning of deer, relocating of one's mobile home, etc.

"Holy shit did you see that redneck apparatus?"

"It's a good thing this trailer park doesn't have regulations on redneck apparatus, or I wouldn't be able to keep that old refrigerator tied to a 1988 Ford Festiva that I use to skin deer in the front yard."

by ROMOS November 5, 2006