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"yeah man!"
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by urmomsnewlover November 23, 2021
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cum apologist

A person that is always defending the rights of
cum.

(Not meaning pro-life)
Human #1: "Yo to be honest cum kinda sucks ass"
Human #2: “I am a cum apologist
Human #1: "I respect you"
by Gnomesarejustfirehydrants July 22, 2022
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Mammon apologist

Some loser trying to write about their gacha game on Urban Dictionary
"Omg, I am such a Mammon apologist sometimes! Heehee!"

Everyone else: Bro stfu no one cares
by Platinum Factor December 10, 2023
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All apologies

A song by Nirvana featured in the two albums “in utero” and “unplugged New York”. The song was written by Kurt cobain as an apology to Courtney Love (his wife) And Frances bean cobain (his daughter). Absolute banger.
Person 1: WHAT ELSE SHOULD I WRITE, I DONT HAVE THE RIGHT 🎵

Person 2: Hey what song are you singing?

Person 1: All apologies by nirvana. Absolute banger.
by smellslikerebeccaspirit July 21, 2024
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Testify Apologetics

One of THE BEST Christian apologetics. Knows how to dismantle any arguement against Christianity and embarrass apologists of oher faiths.
Person 1: "The Bible is corrupted, just look at Jeremiah 8:8! :
Testify Apologetics: You're misquoting the verse. Jeremiah 8:8 is actually talking about God's people rejecting His law like when Jeremiah 6:19 says "Hear , you earth: I am bringing disaster on this people, the fruit of their schemes, because they have not listened to my words and have rejected my law. All over the Bible, God's people consistently affirm the Word, so if it was corrupted, wouldn't God inform his followers about it?
by MofotheeG April 30, 2025
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Serial Apologist

Someone who never ever stops apologizing, even for the smallest or impossible reasons that they cannot control.
Blue is a Serial Apologist, they never stopped apologizing; even just for exsisting.
by xw Light xw May 30, 2025
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Pretty-Pig-Apologists

Partisans who defend their candidate or elected official with phrases like "the lesser of two evils" and criticizing those who argue for a truly representative government as Puritopians or partisans of an opposition party. Puritopians supersede the term emo-progs for Progressives or left wing Democrats. "Pretty-Pig-Apologists" could also be Republicans who support the Tea Party.

"Pretty-Pig-Apologists" assume a superior attitude and write or voice condescending remarks to those want a better government.

Pretty-Pig-Apologists are partisans not patriots.
The "Pretty-Pig-Apologists" counter any criticism of their candidate or elected official by asserting that a better politician is unelectable.

The apologist can be Republican or Democrat. Democrats use term (formally emo-prog) to describe Progressives just as Republicans could use it for members of the Tea Party.

"While not voting as a Puritopian is like partying while the ship sinks."

"You need to address your Puritopian Plan to bring about progressive change."

"Yes, (Obama) could easily be replaced by _______ _________.
Please fill in the blank, you know, with a more liberal candidate who could realistically be elected this country.
Otherwise, what the respected Member says is just pure demagoguery in lieu of realistic solutions."
by ContrarianPolitics August 25, 2013
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