by man PEN15 February 14, 2012
Get the Punt mug.Used as the name of a vague sexual act, most often to cover up the fact that one's claims about his or her sex life are contrived.
"Dude, I totally hooked up with that girl from across town again last night! It was pretty kinky."
"Oh really? What'd you do?"
"What'd I do? Oh, um, dude, I was totally...punting the snail."
"Oh really? What'd you do?"
"What'd I do? Oh, um, dude, I was totally...punting the snail."
by aitchrjay August 5, 2012
Get the punting the snail mug.A Petty Cunt = Punt.
- A person (usually female) who is displaying excessive cunt-like behavior over the most petty of circumstances.
A punt typically behaves cordially and rationally, but given the smallest inconvenience or imperfection will overreact beyond the definition of mere bitching.
- A perfectionist who will blow everything out of proportion and turn into a major cunt if unhappy about the smallest, least important detail.
- A person (usually female) who is displaying excessive cunt-like behavior over the most petty of circumstances.
A punt typically behaves cordially and rationally, but given the smallest inconvenience or imperfection will overreact beyond the definition of mere bitching.
- A perfectionist who will blow everything out of proportion and turn into a major cunt if unhappy about the smallest, least important detail.
1. Sally is usually very nice and likeable, but she's a neurotic perfectionist. She'll turn into a huge punt if the tiniest thing is not to her liking. She will make everyone's day a living hell over something insignificant.
2. Jane flung the dinner plate onto the floor, cursed at the waitress, and then marched into the restaurants kitchen screaming for the manager just because she had asked that no parsley be used to garnish her dish, and there it was.
2. Jane flung the dinner plate onto the floor, cursed at the waitress, and then marched into the restaurants kitchen screaming for the manager just because she had asked that no parsley be used to garnish her dish, and there it was.
by Glam Kitten November 13, 2011
Get the Punt mug.A common saying among siblings being loud at 10pm. The mother won't actually punt you. But will beat your ass if you don't quiet down.
Younger sibling: Did you hear that dad bought me robux!!!???
Older sibling: Shut up mom's gonna punt you to the moon.
Older sibling: Shut up mom's gonna punt you to the moon.
by Not_actually_blind December 29, 2023
Get the Mom's gonna punt you to the moon mug.by Misinformation January 2, 2024
Get the I'm gonna punt you to the moon mug.A Puntard is a gambler who thinks he knows how to gamble/punt but couldn't pick a winner if it was a booger in his nose.
"Hey guys, throw a hundred on this horse, there's no way it can lose"
"Shut up you Punt-tard, it was the only horse in the race and still managed to lose"
"Shut up you Punt-tard, it was the only horse in the race and still managed to lose"
by Bizza mcbizbiz April 19, 2023
Get the Punt-tard mug.The 2nd Monday in December marks the point in the holiday season where it’s borderline acceptable to begin punting work meetings to early January. This “power move” demonstrates your acknowledgement that the peace and joy of the holiday season is not to be interrupted by needless, end-of-year meetings, zoom calls and town halls.
“My manager asked me to schedule a full team meeting to go over 4th quarter sales figures, but F-that! It’s National Punt Day so I’m going to push the meeting out till January and go shopping!”
by BigBird321 December 12, 2022
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