Ah, sh*t. This project is due is 4 hours, and I had a list of things I wanted to include, but now I have to punt and just get it done before the deadline.
by edderraaa September 21, 2021
Get the Puntmug. God punting is essentially a lazy technique religious people use to answer questions. Instead of giving you a solid & factual answer, they chalk it up to "God's doing" or "God's work." It's also used frequently by parents who can't be bothered to do a Google search or open a book, so they tell their curious children (who ask brilliant questions) that "God did it" or "God created that."
Little Bobby- "Dad, why do the stars twinkle?"
Dad- "Because God makes them twinkle. Now run along & let Dad watch his football game."
Little Bobby- "Dad, are you God punting me?"
Dad- "Because God makes them twinkle. Now run along & let Dad watch his football game."
Little Bobby- "Dad, are you God punting me?"
by BathHouseBecky September 28, 2017
Get the god puntingmug. by I wish I was a Punts July 19, 2025
Get the Puntsmug. by Petrifier January 27, 2023
Get the Puntingmug. (pup-punt-ing)
Derived from puppy kicking.
When a writer makes their villain perform an unreasonable act that makes no logical sense with no characteristically justified reason, all for the purpose of showing just how evil they are.
Derived from puppy kicking.
When a writer makes their villain perform an unreasonable act that makes no logical sense with no characteristically justified reason, all for the purpose of showing just how evil they are.
Movie Critic 1: I thought the villain was well written, except for the first scene he was in when he just randomly killed his royal jester for dropping a ball while juggling.
Movie Critic 2: I agree, that was a prime example of pup-punting.
Movie Critic 2: I agree, that was a prime example of pup-punting.
by OctopusProbably March 24, 2023
Get the Pup-puntingmug. 
by Bevybev July 23, 2022
Get the Cunt Puntmug.