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Christina Aguilera

Born "Christina Agler", but then changed her name to "Christina Aguilera" before the release of her first album. She always wanted to be the ghetto latina slut she is today, but the record company wouldnt let her. So she changed her lastname to a Spanish name, she got a fake tan, sluttly clothes, and urban ghetto music.
Will someone please tell Christina Agler that she is a red-neck white-girl.
by Reggaetonist November 12, 2004
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Christina Aguilera

1.A slut with a fucking awesome voice.
2.A sexy ass whore who takes the whoriness a bit too far.
3.Needs to get some more clothes, but never lose those damn chaps. Gawd I love those.
-christina sucks ass
-oh fuck you. at least she can sing, unlike *cough*britney*cough* who is virtually talentless. but blink-182 still owns all.
by x-blink-a-holic-x February 24, 2005
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Agility

A stat in World of Warcraft especially important to hunters OR Sylvis.
Man, that's a total agility ring.
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ahilany

An ugly bitch who is usually very skinny and mean Usually very pale and annoying
Ugh that girl is so Ahilany
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Agholor

A guy that gets falls in love with E Girls and than gets finessed a stack
Agholor and Mya are goals
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smile awhile

Fleetingly display happpiness
Even if your smile’s not as long as a mile, should you smile awhile you’ll retrieve your inner resources file.
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Socially Agile

A clever way of saying you're single. The ability to be with who you want, when you want, where you want, and with no need to report on your activity to a significant other or to be somewhere when you just don't feel like it. Best thrown out at a cocktail party or some sort of business convention.
Girl: So you're single?

Guy: Well... I'm socially agile.

Girl: Haha. What does that mean?

Guy: It means, "Can I get your number?"
by Carbomb December 12, 2013
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