N.) An ad that pops up after you close another ad, webpage, window, etc.
A.) kamikaze added
The act of being kamikaze added.
Background:
A common marketing tactic in the online world nowadays is, when a person clicks on a web page, a certain element is loaded, or a web page is closed, a new one is opened. This can result in endless loops of ads, where closing one simply opens another. In common terms, it's a big fucking load of bullshit topped off with a dingleberry cherry. Any company that uses this tactic deserves to go bankrupt and its employees shot on the spot.
A.) kamikaze added
The act of being kamikaze added.
Background:
A common marketing tactic in the online world nowadays is, when a person clicks on a web page, a certain element is loaded, or a web page is closed, a new one is opened. This can result in endless loops of ads, where closing one simply opens another. In common terms, it's a big fucking load of bullshit topped off with a dingleberry cherry. Any company that uses this tactic deserves to go bankrupt and its employees shot on the spot.
by dictionary man 101 October 7, 2010
Get the kamikaze admug. by Yung Solomon April 1, 2023
Get the Ad Outmug. by Brrrrrrret January 1, 2008
Get the adding outmug. When advertisements appear in-between television show breaks, you are uncontrollably overcome by a burst of energy, which is otherwise described as ad-psychosis.
by pRopS March 20, 2004
Get the ad-psychosismug. Ghetto-ade is a type of "sports" drink.
Ghetto-ade is manufactured for and by "athletes" the world over to relieve dehydration from excessive drinking, over-indulgence in salty snacks of the flaming-hot variety and generally masking the un-appetizing microbial-infested municipal cesspool water coursing through rusty iron pipes.
The Ghetto-ade recipe varies across different cultures and socio-economic contexts. Generally, the formula is one part anything not water and between 5 and 100 parts water. A wide range of flavors can be had, including: orange, lemon wedge, grape jelly, pure cane sugar, Mrs. Butterworth's, day-old coffee with cream, unidentifiable (red), food coloring, banana cream pie, pocket lint, flat cola beverages, water and of course Gatorade.
Ghetto-ade is manufactured for and by "athletes" the world over to relieve dehydration from excessive drinking, over-indulgence in salty snacks of the flaming-hot variety and generally masking the un-appetizing microbial-infested municipal cesspool water coursing through rusty iron pipes.
The Ghetto-ade recipe varies across different cultures and socio-economic contexts. Generally, the formula is one part anything not water and between 5 and 100 parts water. A wide range of flavors can be had, including: orange, lemon wedge, grape jelly, pure cane sugar, Mrs. Butterworth's, day-old coffee with cream, unidentifiable (red), food coloring, banana cream pie, pocket lint, flat cola beverages, water and of course Gatorade.
"Man, I'm parched, hook me up with some Gatorade."
"We don't have any of that."
"Well, mix me up some Ghetto-ade, I think there is a drop of Sunny D at the bottom of a bottle in the garbage can"
"Damn, we didn't pay the water bill..."
"We don't have any of that."
"Well, mix me up some Ghetto-ade, I think there is a drop of Sunny D at the bottom of a bottle in the garbage can"
"Damn, we didn't pay the water bill..."
by so rude May 29, 2011
Get the Ghetto-ademug. Billboards for the internet. When you're trying to concentrate on something on the internet, one of these pops up, flashing that you're a winner, or if you shoot the duck, you will be.
by Anonymous July 7, 2003
Get the banner adsmug. The atrocious act of buying a Citrus Gatorade from a convenience store, most notably Allsups, and proceeding to chug the Gatorade. Subsequently, one fills the emptied bottle up with his urine. This may take multiple urinations, depending on the size of the container. One is encouraged to drink a lot of soda and generally unhealthy products to produce a highlighter yellow color of piss. Once filled with this 'high-lighter' pee, screw the lid back on, walk into the same store (with bottle in hand), go to the Gatorade area in the drinks section and act as if you are deciding on which color to buy. Slyly place the pee bottle on the rack and walk out. Eventually, someone will buy it, and potentially drink your piss, which they in turn actually paid for.
Also, can be applicable to the act of peeing in your mother's iced-tea while she is in the bathroom, and then keeping a straight face when you watch her quench her thirst with your excrement.
Also, can be applicable to the act of peeing in your mother's iced-tea while she is in the bathroom, and then keeping a straight face when you watch her quench her thirst with your excrement.
{While sitting outside the store, watching to see if anyone buys the bottle} "Dude! Dude! This chick just took a swig of Pize-Ade!!!"
by Pize October 19, 2004
Get the Pize-Ademug.