Ghetto-ade

Ghetto-ade is a type of "sports" drink.
Ghetto-ade is manufactured for and by "athletes" the world over to relieve dehydration from excessive drinking, over-indulgence in salty snacks of the flaming-hot variety and generally masking the un-appetizing microbial-infested municipal cesspool water coursing through rusty iron pipes.

The Ghetto-ade recipe varies across different cultures and socio-economic contexts. Generally, the formula is one part anything not water and between 5 and 100 parts water. A wide range of flavors can be had, including: orange, lemon wedge, grape jelly, pure cane sugar, Mrs. Butterworth's, day-old coffee with cream, unidentifiable (red), food coloring, banana cream pie, pocket lint, flat cola beverages, water and of course Gatorade.

"Man, I'm parched, hook me up with some Gatorade."
"We don't have any of that."
"Well, mix me up some Ghetto-ade, I think there is a drop of Sunny D at the bottom of a bottle in the garbage can"
"Damn, we didn't pay the water bill..."

Ghetto-ade by so rude May 29, 2011

Ghettodelphia 

It's a nickname for Philadelphia. It explains how Philadelphia is the ghetto.

"Man, I really want to leave Ghettodelphia. This city is so ghetto."

Ghettodelphia by SenseiShifu October 1, 2020

ghettorade 

Generic or off-brand beverages, especially Gatorade, Powerade, or KoolAid (ghettoraid).

We don't have any Gatorade, but we've got some grape Ghettorade.

ghettorade by Faisal Siddiqi December 9, 2008

ghettolade 

Lemonade made at a restaurant by combining (free) water, (free) lemon, and (free) Equal. Generally performed at a Red Lobster.

"I'll have water with extra lemon...oh, and please bring some Equal...and I'll have the 'All you can eat shrimps, please'". Then you turn to your friends and say, "Anyone else want some ghettolade?".

ghettolade by M0NALOVE May 19, 2008

ghettorade 

Generic or off-brand beverages, especially Gatorade, Powerade, or KoolAid (ghettoraid).

We don't have any Gatorade, but we've got some grape Ghettorade.

ghettorade by M.F.S. January 11, 2009

ghettoade 

1. drink of choice for the darker, more undesirable restaurant guests.

2. a germ infested combination of tap water and a lemon wedge that has normally been sitting sliced at room temperature or warmer and has been touched by no less than three servers and/or bartenders and the opening server who hasn't showered from his/her night of drunken and drug filled fun.

Server: "What can I get you to drink to start with?"
Nigger: "Brang uh waddah wid some exra lemon."
Server: "I'll have to charge for the extra lemon, we offer lemonade here, just not ghettoade."

ghettoade by SweatyBalls December 18, 2010

The Ghettodela Effect 

When someone becomes so ghetto they post things on Facebook or social media that no one needs to know

Bailey: how can someone post that on their facebook
Elliott: it’s the ghettodela effect dude

The Ghettodela Effect by Ettmisi March 23, 2021