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Filthy poor

The first definition ever. So fucking poor you eat your own teeth for food. This is 2021. To be honest it's worse than poverty and my heart goes out to you if you identify with being raised with this standard of living. In America, we need better ways to raise our people strong!
You're so filthy poor I'd give you my food from my lunchbox, because I don't need it!
by Thorshammer2021 September 1, 2021
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filthy faggot

Filthy faggot is a euphemism for a lurid and flaming stick, thus can actually refer to a flaming log or a cigarette, as in Jack London, for example. In the more modern world, such a perjorative term is directed at those who are close relatives of that wicked species of mankind known as the "fudge packer." These vile creeps like to pump the piles and pound the stick in rancid gut gravy, or crack paste, as if they were on a ride at Disneyland. These are exceedingly lurid people, possibly possessed by wicked fag devils, and they are one and all totally sick'd out of their blooming fruits!
by Mrs. Sajuaro September 21, 2008
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Filthy McNasty

The perverted old mick in your neighborhood who ogles and fondles all the young girls.
Mummy, mummy! Filthy McNasty touched me on me privates!!!
by Booker T. Buttfuck October 2, 2003
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Filthy Ramirez

Cousin to the famed Dirty Sanchez, this excrement mustache is composed of diarrhea for a fashionable, modern look. Having liquid properties, the mustache tends to flow around the edges of the lips, the leaks creating a nice handlebar stache.
I Filthy Ramirez'd Julie last night and my stache resembled Paco's!
by Van der Bisch April 4, 2011
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Filthy turban

The tissue paper stuck to the glans, post wank wiping.
Jessie was ready to blow me, until she saw the filthy turban from my showman's wank.
by Captain Tappy April 27, 2010
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Filthy Friday

Not showering on Friday morning (or Thursday night) due to laziness brought on by excessive alcohol consumption. Such an action leaves one smelling less-than-perfect all day long on Friday, necessitating an all-too-brief wash-down after work or school before the nightly cycle of drinking begins anew.
I was going to meet Becky right after work, but I had some Filthy Friday action going on, and didn't want to meet her wearing the same outfit as last night.
by RoboNasty March 10, 2009
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Filthy Wentworth

Similar to the Filthy Sanchez, but instead of giving her a moustache across her upper lip, you smear your finger across her teeth and gums
Jeff loved giving his girlfriend the Filthy Wentworth
by C-Note Johnson December 21, 2008
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