Brandon

Someone who sharts during lessons, they will stink the classroom out and will most likely follow through

Nicole: Brandon did you shart
Brandon: no it was abit wet though
Brandon king: your very cool

by Kingsharts October 10, 2019

Brandon

#swag

Brandon - he's a #swag guy

by youre a cunt May 26, 2021

brandon

a big headed boy that’s stubborn and loves his car

brandon loves jessica 🥰

by bloopbleep578 November 23, 2021

Brandoning

funny stupidity troll actions

Look at her, she is brandoning so bad. I think she is high or something.

by Suck my duck March 13, 2020

Brandon

Brandon is a kind hearted and loving person,although sometimes he can come off as a complete ass.Brandon’s can tend to be narcissistic or come off as such when really they are kind hearted and soft.He is funny,smart and good looking .You can often find Brandon ignoring his significant other or playing video games.Besides his tendencies to neglect his significant other he is basically the definition of perfect .Brandon’s tend to have amazing hair and nicely shaped eyebrows.Brandon’s have beautiful brown eyes and an amazing personality .They are a breeze to love and well worth your time

Brandon is amazing

by Alexia1289 June 24, 2021

Brandon

Brandon's are super funny and sweet and always know how to make you smile. They are a little shy when you first meet them, but once they warm up to you, they will show you they're crazy side. They are pretty short and sometimes insecure, but they really don't have anything to be insecure about. Their fun personality brings out the best parts in other people, and they do they're best to make you feel as comfortable as possible. They make wonderful boyfriends or husband's, and if you manage to get one to trust you, never let them go.

Person: Hey, are you still with Brandon?
You: Yep! I couldn't be happier!

by Kiwi_Gyp_143 March 31, 2021

brandon

a duche bag. a stupid ass. one who cheats on his girlfriend with ugly ass girls. cunt. a liar. master minipulator. can talk his way out of anything. a guys who goes around from girl to girl.player/ sluttly man. emo . dick.

dont belive a thing brandon says

brandon: i want to be more than friends with you... we have known each other so long and together almost every day. I love you.

girl: i love you too. :)

girl leaves for a weekend....comes back.... brandon has a girlfriend now who is not that girl!!!

girl: what happened?? to us?? to me and you ? i leave for one weekend and you have a girlfriend???

brandon: i dont wanna fight. i dont even know how i hooked uop with this girl....i really do love you...i'm so so sorry.

brandon doesnt break up with her for about a week... and expects the girl to right back in his arms.... she's not.

so he goes around and plays other girl.

brandon and girl HATE each other!!!!

by baby h October 20, 2008