slow-releaser

When you slow release a fart in a quiet room in hopes nobody hears it with the sense of paranoia and the smell is only thing left

Amanda: Hey Shane did you hear that

Shane: Hear what

Amanda: Oh nothing just doing a slow-releaser

Shane: The rooms quiet I didn't hear anything, ugh wtf is that smell

Amanda: Exactly

by lavajoes21 January 5, 2014

Slow Dump

To gradually break up with a person over a drawn out period of time because you aren't man/woman enough to just pull the trigger.

"Oh man, I feel really bad for Dara. I got a feelin' Paul's givin' her the slow dump!"

by Grace SF May 7, 2008

Slow Blinker

Someone who does not have the mental capacity for a job they are doing. This results in them having a blank look on their face and not asking questions while being trained.

What do you think of the new guy?

I don’t think he’s going to make it. He’s a bit of a slow blinker

by 30beforeThirty May 7, 2022

Nympho slow

A slow minded female.....

"Really??? bitch."....."i hope your not serious".......
"Is it the drugs???"..... "Cut it out!!!""
"Knock it off"......"shes kinda slow"...

She just Nympho slow

by Diddy and the god December 17, 2020

Slow Playing

Acting slow; clueless when someone is trying to mess with and/or date you. Bullshitting.

Me: You know I like you quit slow playing.

by itsM3a November 23, 2022

Slow Cook

To tie a girl down and use a vibrator for a specific amount of time (depending on recipe). then once cooked and quivering, eating her like pork ribs.

Oh you're kinky huh? Too easy, I'll slow cook you like it's Thanksgiving.

by Icshortstuff July 12, 2019

Slow Cooker

The lengthy and enjoyable sexual act of a female in the "doggy style" position giving oral sex to one man, while another penetrates her vagina or rectum from behind. Similar to roasting on a spit.

My two guy friends came over and put me on the slow cooker. They both orgasmed at the same time and I was very juicy when I was all done.

by SC King November 5, 2007