safety dance

When two people fist each other at the same time. It is named after the twisting two-arm dance motion from the Men Without Hats video of the same name.

Jennifer and Michael take "give and take" to amazing levels. They do the safety dance every Wednesday and Sunday now.

by 575 October 16, 2009

safety pin

a pointy little object;
1-used as a fashion statement by some.
2-also a handy little tool for cutters.

1-check out my fuckin backpack, i am so hardcore because i stuck safety pins all over it.

2-i was depressed & bored, so, being the cutter i am, cut a broken heart into my arm last night.

by so.emo.it.hurts September 2, 2005

Safety Gag

The act of forcing one's self to vomit into a toilet when severely inebriated and feeling nauseous. This act prevents the Gagger from continuing the night feeling sick and potentially vomiting in a uncontrolled setting, saving himself from embarrassment and his friends from needing to clean up after him.

Bro 1: Bro I thought for sure you were going to yuke all over that chick last night.

Bro 2: Yeah bro, thats why i went for the Safety Gag.

by CeeSection September 15, 2009

Safety Feature

Large Nose on a female ; prevents the female from choking while performing oral sex to a male.

"Check out the safety feature on that one" "Damn shes hot cept the safety feature"

by Robert "Bubba" Peterman June 1, 2006

safety lasting

The act of hanging from the hands of a large clock, often high up on the side of a building.

Every time I see a clock tower, I feel like Safety Lasting.

by kinura January 3, 2008

safety dibs

Saying safety dibs can keep your dibs safe from people revoking it with another dibs or it can also keep it safe from ever being expired.

I call safety dibs on shotgun

Safety dibs on last slice of pie

by The beast 21 December 1, 2019

Safety Blanket

The blanket you have over your legs that is used to cover yourself if someone walks in while you're beating your dick.

Jim: Dude my mom walked in on me wanking last night
Pete: Oh shit, bro did u get caught
Jim: Nah. luckily I had my safety blanket.

by XxXBennyBooXxX March 27, 2019