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On bended knee

When a person gets on one knee and proposes to another; the act of asking for one person's hand in marriage.
Valentine was on bended knee for Ziggy Pop in the middle of a flash mob dancing to "Marry Me".
by SwtValentine13 October 13, 2014
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Cocksucker knees

noun

Knees that have a red and/or flat mark just below them indicating someone has been on their knees for a long period of time, likely from sucking dick
You can always see his cocksucker knees in those shorts.
by wungabunga June 16, 2021
mugGet the Cocksucker kneesmug.

Knee Deep

A certain male or female individual who is very popular with the opposite sex and could have anyone he wanted.
Guy 1: Wow steve's got so many girls wanting him!
Guy 2: He is just so knee Deep right now.
by Toby Dye January 10, 2012
mugGet the Knee Deepmug.

Knee-gering

(A play on the words Knee and Fingering.)

The act of useing ones knee to rub ones pussy for self pleasure.
Jade: OMG!! last night instead of having sex with me, John started knee-gering me!!

Jill: Sounds like a personal problem.

Jade: -_______-
by DLoDo November 29, 2011
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Swag Knees

A common ailment associated with having too much Swag. Posting twitter photos with your mate telling the world what new 'kicks' you're rockin can be particular stressful on the knees. A particularly Swag hat will weigh down heavy on the knee caps.
Daniel Sturridge is so Swag that the Liverpool doctors can't cure his Swag Knees. He's out till next season
by EmileHesky January 20, 2015
mugGet the Swag Kneesmug.

Knee Stopper

The act of pulling apart your butt-cheeks and putting them on a knee while you have violent diarreah. The knee will block of the diarreah and make it fly in every direction.
One time, when I was little, I was sitting on my my mom's lap and I accidentily gave her a Knee Stopper. Whoops.
by Octavio Hermendez November 5, 2006
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Biscuit knees

If a fat kid has biscuit knees and he's about to go on a slip 'n' slide, it means he's ready to party! Warning: It is NOT Mic Jagger!
Seth Meyers: That guy looks lame.
Stefon: But he's got that thing where he has biscuit knees.
Seth: Of yeah, riiiiight, that common thing. Ok.
by LMG123 November 26, 2010
mugGet the Biscuit kneesmug.

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