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stoddy job

A kind of job that would involve the participant only completing no more than 50 % of a given task
A "stoddy Job" would be a job that would never be completed in full.
this also would involve the participant suddenly flaking

out midway through a job and unable to finish
Some cases of a "Stoddy job" have been known for the participant completing as low as 2% of a job
most cases of a "stoddy job" that have been recorded is that the participant would have a defining feature

this feature would be that the participant has a ruthless pie head
Why is that guy with the ruthless pie head flaked out on the floor? hes done a "stoddy job"
by patty cakes 1 October 24, 2011
mugGet the stoddy jobmug.

Homie Job

When your desperate for a blowjob so you get your homie to give you a blow. But it's extremely important that he mentions that it is no homo. If he doesn't say no homo, he is big gay.
My girl was being a bitch and didn't give me a blowjob, but it's okay, because my homie gave me the homie job.
by gay is bad May 16, 2018
mugGet the Homie Jobmug.

Bad Job

A poop of any sort with a particularly strong, disgusting odor.
"Did you just have a bad job?"
by Spank Rebel September 2, 2018
mugGet the Bad Jobmug.

Job raffle

When someone has a job that they are totally unsuited for, they have no experience and cannot carry out their duties properly due to lack of understanding.

How did they get that job? The only way that this can be explained is for someone to have won their job in a company raffle.
How on earth did they get that job? They’re totally incompetent!?

They won it in the raffle at Christmas.

Oh, Job raffle, that explains everything!
by lucyloo1979 September 28, 2009
mugGet the Job rafflemug.

Lurk Job

Having an exterminator rid your house of lurking kitties. This task is often only achieved by kicking the kitty in the throat.
Wow, that's a lot of lurking kitties you got there. It's time for a lurk job!
by PC13 May 7, 2011
mugGet the Lurk Jobmug.

Weld Job

When you cream in her crack and push it together till it dries, creating a seal.
I performed a weld job on Baylee and she couldn't poop for a week.
by cream in the crack December 24, 2015
mugGet the Weld Jobmug.

backhand job

A backhand job is the act of giving a man full release using the back of your hand and nothing else.
Jake: "Grant must have given the Senior VP a backhand job in order to get that great corner office."
Mark: "I bet he did that, exactly that!"
by Aniraf March 16, 2014
mugGet the backhand jobmug.

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