A middle aged fuckboy, usually short, fat, white, and drug addict. Loves to play the victim, very versed in the art of lying, stealing and taking no responsibility. Has a micro penis and always trying to talk girls into making a "video" but is only bringing his 30 second "A game" so it ends up being a short gif. Has serious mommy issues to the point that she still runs every aspect of his life. Only watches mommy porn while fucking his cousin and fantasizing about men. Ttys to prove he's str8 by having children with several baby mommas who look more like men than he does. Everything he says is a lie and he is constantly plotting on how to fuck you over cause of his severe jealousy and his complete inferiority complex. His 5'2 stature causes him to date nuckledraggers, nut jobs, mouth breathers, meth whores, and skeletal pill popping drunk 70 year olds who will pay his bills and buy him things. A complete TOOL.
I thought I was dating this great guy but he turned out to be A Dustin!
What a total hater!! Don't be such a Dustin.
My friend turned out to be a fucking Dustin! What a let down.
What a total hater!! Don't be such a Dustin.
My friend turned out to be a fucking Dustin! What a let down.
by Karma Bashaw July 30, 2023
Get the A Dustinmug. This is a young man with usually blonde hair is voluptuous booty, and usually found with small features
by King-dong-bong February 3, 2024
Get the Dustinmug. When you toss back 3 pitchers of Guiness, throw your girl down in the bed of your truck, and publicly bang her in the parking lot of whatever restaurant you had dinner at.
Betty went on a date with this new guy from work, he had a few too many drinks and gave her a Dirty Dustin.
by Andi-lane July 9, 2025
Get the Dirty Dustinmug.