Laptop Dildo

Also known as a usb stick, the Laptop Dildo can be used to store/transport items from computer to computer. The Laptop Dildo gets its name from being used in a similar way to a regular dildo, by being inserted and exserted from a hole.

Yo dude, check out my new Laptop Dildo, it has 16GB of storage on it!

by edgy6ellie November 7, 2019

Hunter's dildo

a magical purple object found in the slums of the lgbt community

Wow Susan, you're looking really happy today! Did you use Hunter's dildo?

by simpalimp September 3, 2018

dildo feet

When ones toes, both in female and male , are long enough to be used as a dildo or sexually pleasurable toy.

Over there, that Cameron, has those dildo feet on 177.

by Srdavidrg October 10, 2016

Squirting Dildo

A dildo that has an ability to squirt liquid out thereby appearing more realistic. Squirting Dildo can be used in a variety of ways by straight or gay couples.

Monica used a squirting dildo to ejaculate all over her girlfriend.

by partel August 28, 2013

Rusty dildo

Is a dirty dildo with shit on it or a dildo that is only used only for anal purposes.

"Hey can I borrow one of your dildos?"

"Sure. But don't grab that one. It's my rusty dildo."

by Robyn Souls December 14, 2020

Uncle Dildo

A male family member who surreptitiously owns/operates an online Adult store.

Yo, what does yo Bro' do?. My bro sells sex toys online like shpoinks an' flugenheimers an' buzz nightgears an' all dat shit, but on the sly and he don't know we know..we call him Uncle Dildo.

by Dildo junior January 27, 2022

dildo suit

A dildo suit is a rubber suit that GWAR wears at their concerts, this suit has hundreds of 8 inch dildos attached to it.

OMG! Gwar just smacked me with the dildo suit!!@!112!!!

by `Trust` May 20, 2006