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Subway Brains

To lack intelligence and the common sense of direction like the workers at the Cross Lake, MN Subway.
Customer - I would like a six inch spicy Italian with no tomato.
Subway Worker - One six inch spicy Italian with extra tomatoes.
Customer - Subway Brains.......
by Fisher-Z June 2, 2015
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tit for brains

A female who has gotten by on her good looks, and a great set of tits, at the expense of an education. A play on shit for brains.
Danni is so hot, but I can't stand to be in her presence. She has tit for brains, and her ignorance is a real turn off.
by Anony_mouse_776 November 29, 2010
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brain girl

A girl that remembers every detail of her life... and yours.

Also referred to as the scary brain girl.

Usually named Hannah.
“Don’t tell Hannah anything, she’s the scary brain girl.”
by Chiefmasterflex June 2, 2021
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shrimp brain

Simply some one who is rather dimwitted and stupid or does something, says something idiotic or stupid.
Bob - Where did I put those keys?

Andy - In yer pocket, shrimp brain.
by Freedom Mine November 15, 2013
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brain-coffee

A term describing the situation when endorphins are released by the body. In other words a natural high. Popularized by the Chinese dvd release of "Grappler Baki."
Did you see when he wiped out on his bicycle?

Yea, but despite the injuries he got up and finished the race, must have been the brain-coffee.
by ta0paipai January 15, 2010
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Brain Fap

Intentionally, hanging out with stupid people to feel smart.
OR
Performing simple tasks to feel a sense of accomplishment.

Similar to the act of masturbation. Doesn't serve a purpose besides pleasure.
"I heard you were dating that blonde right there."
"That one's kinda dumb; so makes me feel real smart!"
"HAHA! You brain fapping lil bastard!"
by lyfnNightVision March 23, 2013
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Cocaine Brain

When you try to concentrate or perform a task but are unable to because you have too many thoughts racing inside your head
I was trying to get that report done, but I just got to much going on in my head. I guess I just have a classic case of cocaine brain.
by LlamaEatsGiraffe January 14, 2010
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