A guy with a girlfreind who lives with his gay roomate who hes in the closet with. his roomate probably has some lame nick name like snowball or coobie and they both probably go fishing all the time and play with eachothers rods when no ones watching this is the act of stealth sticking
by Pussysaurus January 20, 2018
Bryan is a cool guy. He’s funny and weird but that’s not the point. Bryan likes to watch duck videos and he lost his kid jr at dollar general. In fact, he’s selling him for 10$ because he’s poor at the moment. Also, did you know Bryan isn’t ugly. That’s right, Bryan is NOT ugly. It has been scientifically proven that Bryan González is not ugly. He also is very very good at soccer but refuses to go to college and play soccer. He declines every email so don’t bother emailing him. Bryan goes to Bandera HS, so if you see a really cool soccer player in the hallways you’ll know that’s him. You won’t miss him, just look for a weirdo that’s always wearing earbuds. You should meet a Bryan González, they’re pretty cool.
by bryansfriendiscool101 April 04, 2021
Bryan Sullivan- "Wow, did you hear that Brian Sullivan guy got caught by the FBI?"
"Yeah, I also heard he doesn't have cock skin but lies about it to make himself feel better about his lack of dick skin"
"Yeah, I also heard he doesn't have cock skin but lies about it to make himself feel better about his lack of dick skin"
by mirder January 29, 2018
by TennisStir54 June 28, 2023
One of the most talented and well-versed writers you will ever hear about. He sings country-folk songs with enough emotion to make any man shed a tear, also known as “sad cowboy music”. If you are new to Zach Bryan, don’t ruin it for all of his old fans. Elizabeth>DeAnn>QHD>American HB>Summertime Blues (I don’t make the rules). Screaming it to the masses.
by Give your Heart Keep your Head July 13, 2023
smh that bryan rizzo
by sndbhfidoslanzbshjs July 01, 2019
The hottest girl on earth.
by Paul F SON!! May 14, 2009