speemdrum

A misspelled form of the word 'speedrun' and has no meaning. Often used to get rid of someone on the Internet.

u/rozzachu said, "Hey Matt, just wanted to say thanks for the amazing content, you've helped me feel good on days where I didn't feel to great."
"speemdrum." Matthew replied.

by whitesweetlove April 15, 2022

Speaker Mike Johnson

The person nobody ever heard of before who gets promoted directly to the top job.

“My firm’s new CEO got promoted directly from an entry position. Literally, nobody knows who he is or how he got the job. He’s a total Speaker Mike Johnson.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

peanut butter spoon

Probably here from Donut Operator

"You guys ever look up peanut butter spoon on urban dictionary"

by kid with peanut butter spoon September 20, 2020

Spheren

A sphere that is eren not to be confused with sphere.

Person 1: wow look at that spheren
Person 2: I can’t it’s too godly

by _Skye June 18, 2020

Splanding

Somewhere between sitting and standing is the spland!

To spland is to understand the universe... to be in perfect balance and harmony.

Splanding techniques vary but usually requires assistance from a drug like MDMA combined with a psychedelic - you must be loose but also attuned, leaning without recognising gravities influence.

Many try but not all succeed.

Did you see michael list night? He was proper splanding

by CaptainSpland July 2, 2020

Slut Spurs

Tall, stiletto type high heel shoes

Damn! Did you see the slut spurs Kendra has on tonight?!

by Deuce22 August 7, 2021

Spanch

A word that comes out of your mouth when your brain malfunctions because said brain is culling all processes not geared towards achieving a perfect run.

Something between spin, punch, bitch, and not even X knows what else.

That's right Bowser, spanch!

by MoistPhilologist February 8, 2021