shizzle my wizzle

play with my weiner

please shizzle my wizzle

by anon7174816491648164 November 24, 2016

wizzow

the retarded mystical, magical clown from BOZO'S television show

wizzow the tool fucked up on todays show, with his gay ass phrase "doody - doody-doo"........ wtf is that all about?

by TooTer December 1, 2002

wizzie

Wisdom teeth.

I've just been to the dentist and had my wizzies out.

Don't you throw that wizzie at me young boy.

by BruceyBonusesAllRound September 29, 2010

Shizzle Wizzle

1. to ,shizzle, ones ,wizzle, is to drinks ones excrementary fluids
2. to look like shizzle wizzle (shizzle for short) means to look like a drowning uumpa lumopa

'I just shizzled myself' means i just ,drank, my own piss
'I think you look like my wizzle' ,means, you look like my period blood
'You shizzle wizzle' means i am calkling you a drinker of wee or ,period, or ,poopie, or diorear

by brtianm December 31, 2005

wizzer

(to take a wizzer) n. - The superlative form of a whizz or just a plain piss. Wizzers are usually an extreme or prodigious piss that is special in some way:

1. When you've held it for a long time

2. A special or unique piss

3. A long whizz.

1. I held my piss for 30 days and yesterday had an awesome wizzer!

2. Boy: Let's go sign our names on that concrete wall.
Girl: Yeah, I feel like taking a wizzer!

3. John: I need to take a wizzer.
Andrew: see you in 30 minutes!

by JPhat December 20, 2005

wizzy fizzy

The slang term for wifi. Usually under the attempting to take someome else while in the area.

Hey Johnny you want to use Starbucks wizzy fizzy without paying for coffee?

by BryceD'vant May 13, 2009

wizzle bizzle

Wizzle Bizzle is part of the 'izzle' language, and although its two components mean weed and bitch it is found that together they mean Wicked Business.

1. This wizzle my bizzle got me is seriously wizzle bizzle
2. That bizzle was wizzle bizzle
3. This shizzle is wizzle bizzle

by Endu Wolf January 12, 2005