Third Wheelationship

When the third wheel of one couple gets into a relationship with the third wheel of another couple in order to get rid of both third wheels.

Random Couple : Joe was such a third wheel in our relationship so we hooked him up with Alice, Jeff and Kat's third wheel, and now they have a very successful third wheelationship.

by Uniiicorn May 16, 2010

squeaky wheel

That which receives the grease. This is part of a common saying that refers to the phenomenon that he they who bitches loudest/longest shall receive compensation the fastest, and/or in the most amount. See, "The squeaky wheel get's the grease", & "bitches"

Mel: I already told Darlene that I can't afford a new range for her, but she just won't shut up about how, "Oh it'll save so much money." and "This one's self cleaning, and gets to temp so much faster." I don't know what her problem is.
Hank: Well, you know Mel, the squeaky wheel...
Mel: ... yeah?
Hank: Well you know.
Mel: ... no, what?
Hank: It always get's the grease for crying out loud!
Mel: What the heck's that supposed to mean?
Hank: Oh, go look on urbandict...

by boronanon April 3, 2015

big wheel

Archaic slang. Implies that someone is so important that he is the biggest wheel on the carriage. Slightly derogatory. Also see big cheese.

"The big wheel wants you in his office right now."

by Calire Ilars April 5, 2005

Wheeler

A wheelchair.

*That guy ripped it down the sidewalk in his wheeler.

by LTD1337 February 5, 2016

front wheel skid

cockney rhyming slang, front wheel skid, yid, jew.

look at that front wheel skid just fell under that bus.

by christu September 26, 2006

18 Wheeler

A massive shit, that is in danger of jack-knifing as it goes down the toilet.

Phillip, will you stop insulting the natives and come in here? I've gone and blocked the cludgie with an 18 wheeler and now the waters overflowing.

by Corsaboi January 21, 2010

Jesus take the wheel

When things are so hard to understand that all you can do is call forth Jesus.

Person1: Did you hear Keri is still a hoe.

Person2: After she apparently found the Lord?

Person1: Yes.

Person2: Oh Jesus take the wheel!!

by GxLuci October 29, 2014