The act of engaging in masturbation while crying over the loss of a partner. Usually engaged in during or after a breakup, or a rejection, or an affair of the heart which has gone wrong. The point of the crying wank is to 'wank' through the tears of sadness over said loved one.
This act is always accompanied with the sound of "Angels" or "She's The One" - Robbie Williams.
This act is always accompanied with the sound of "Angels" or "She's The One" - Robbie Williams.
(While tears leak from the eyes) Brett - "I can't believe she left me" -sniff- "If there's somebody... calling me on... she's the one..." (The act of ejaculation follows this.) - A typical crying wank after being rejected by the girl of your dreams.
by Justiciar January 5, 2010
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"Shit man, the fury wank I had to do last night was mad!"
"Sorry babe, just gotta bust a fury.. I mean, take a piss!"
"Sorry babe, just gotta bust a fury.. I mean, take a piss!"
by Radioleg August 28, 2014
Get the Fury Wank mug.A person(s) who literally fires there seaman a large distance.
i.e. hitting your hair, shoulder or over your head and splatting it on every-day items.
i.e. hitting your hair, shoulder or over your head and splatting it on every-day items.
Jack: Where did it go?
Sally: I can't find it!
Jack: Oh, its on the curtains.
Sally: Wow! You're a real wank cannon Jack.
Sally: I can't find it!
Jack: Oh, its on the curtains.
Sally: Wow! You're a real wank cannon Jack.
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Get the armitage wanks mug.Tim: I'm all about saving the planet, I even have Eco Wanks.
Mike: What the hell is that?!
Tim: Oh I just masterbate with the lights off.
Mike: Get away from me.
Mike: What the hell is that?!
Tim: Oh I just masterbate with the lights off.
Mike: Get away from me.
by magicalg March 14, 2010
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by TheDirtyDozen December 1, 2010
Get the wank muse mug.A sanity wank is when you get so wound up and frustrated and the only way to cure it is via masturbation, so to stop yourself going insane you have a sanity wank
Sarah is such a tease, she was winding me up all night, I had to have a sanity wank when i got home or I swear I would of gone insane
by Lostpure August 25, 2010
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