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Wafting Chuck 

While in a hungover state a person sits up while leaning back on the couch to get a sip of water, after having farted, and the smell is so raunchy it causes that person to vomit in their own lap. Usually compared to the bottled scent of a blue waffle.
" Dude, John drank too much Jager last night and gave himself a wafting chuck, now he's cleaning the mess."
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Writing Passageway 

A polite and rather shy way of referring to your anus in a sexually charged context.
Mr. John Doe allowed his Writing Passageway to be widened by his master, in order to help him become a more famous writer.
Writing Passageway by AKhamseh88 August 27, 2018

writing definition 

writing definition by smertieboi February 22, 2019
When someone tells you that there is tea but they don't spill it. They just let you catch a little bit of the scent. You're aware of the existence of the tea but you don't know the details.
"Yo, some tea happened today sis but I can't spill"
"Why bother wafting then?"
Wafting by we.been.wafted November 4, 2019

Writing Utensil 

Me every damn day: Can i have a writing utensil
Friend: say pencil damn it

word wasting 

Talking way more than necessary to get the point across. As Mose Allison would say "your mind is on vacation & your mouth is working overtime."
She was talking to hear herself talk, in other words, word wasting.
word wasting by mardavet quail January 25, 2014

Rage Writing 

Rage writing is the art of getting pissed off at someone for what they did or what words they used to get your panties in a twist online, so to get back at them, you proceed to write up a definition on Urban Dictionary relating to your encounter. Whether it gets accepted or not could be a game to gamble on.

The definition could be anything from what they said, their name, what they did, or something completely different from those options.
Example 1:
mangpo is a great example of someone who did some rage writing and got their definition accepted

Example 2:
Dwangy: ur a homosexual
coolgamer789: fuk u
Dwangy: dumb cunt, die
coolgamer (after encounter): gunna write up a definition for dwangy and his stupid ass
Rage Writing by ChronicClub September 5, 2018