A wild willy

A floppy dick that bryton Williams uses

Your such a wild willy

by Glerp a derp May 19, 2016

Wild Deuces

To use a public bathroom without ever being a customer because your colon is about 90 seconds from blowing out. Dropping Wild Deuces usually involves little to no eye contact. At most, the person throwing down will shrug their shoulders evoking a head shake from the employee.

Manager: "Have you seen the guy in the red hat?"

Employee: "Yeah - he dropped Wild Deuces then high-tailed it for the door. When I asked if he needed any help, he just said 'I'm good' without ever making eye contact."

Manager: "Sh*t - again! Wild Deuces again! I'm going to go to his house, drop Wild Deuces, and then just leave without ever saying 'hi' to his wife or anything."

by Arthur Drood October 5, 2016

wild meadow

When a girl let's their lady garden run wild.

"Yo, that girl Jess I hooked up with last night had bare bush - it was a real wild meadow down there."

by Whimsical Jape February 9, 2017

Wild wheeler

A desert animal who often eats rocks and schniggit sauce.

“Golly! It’s a wild wheeler... and it’s got some schniggit sauce! OH and some rocks too!”

by andopando March 27, 2020

Alan Wild

Man of destruction and beans

Man of
Man eats beans so
That’s a man of destruction called Alan wild

by Beansontoastonathursdayevening March 22, 2020

Wild Tipolina

Animal often considered crazy and often comes in a brown and white color

i have a wild tipolina

by Tipolina’s Dad June 7, 2020

Wild Boobies

When a woman is not wearing a bra, she is said to have 'wild boobies'. Often this is present before a female goes to bed or after she has engaged in sexual intercourse. The verb freeboobing is a synonym for this phenomenon.

2 Girls at sleepover:

Girl 1: It's getting late, time for wild boobies.

Girl 2: Yeah this bra is uncomfortable, I'm about to have wild boobies as well.

by billcosbyssweaters December 2, 2011