wash the cat

What a woman does to her private area, hopefully every few days.
To scrub the female genitalia.

Sally: "Hey Roxanne. Are you going on another date with Ricky?"
Roxanne: "I wish. I think he may be gay. He didn't want to give me oral sex. He seemed to be turned off by my pussy."
Sally: "No, not Ricky. I bet it's time for you to wash the cat."
Roxanne: "But I bathe every week like clockwork."

by morningwould October 28, 2013

batty wash

The art of cleaning another persons rusty sherrifs badge with your tongue

man she was so fit, i didn't hesitate to flip her over and give her a batty wash

by gary anton November 29, 2003

gentlemans wash

washing of the male genitalia in the sink

Tim didnt have time for a shower, so he got his fella out for a "gentlemans wash!

by Joe September 23, 2003

white washed

A black person who lacks the characteristics associated with black people. In other words a black person who acts like a white person. Often caused by being raised in the suburbs.

Jamal was listening to Jack Johnson on his way to Starbucks, he is so white washed.

by Jackie Chiles June 18, 2008

Car Wash

When recieving a blow job the blower inserts the whole penis and both balls into their mouth and is able to lick the asshole all at the same time.

Last night Betty was giving me the deep throat and I jammed my balls into her gaping mouth as well. While gagging for air she accidentally tongued my asshole, she took my shit to the car wash!

by Larry the Fister February 4, 2009

Wash Bottles

Wash Bottles; a very funny and quite colloquial phrase emanating from the real B-Town; Brampton, Ontario CANADA!

Cardinal Leger Secondary School will live on forever!

Wash Bottles (or washing bottles, bottle washer, etc) is simply a term used, either jokingly, seriously or somewhere in between, to describe the act of fellatio. Do note, however, that this phrase must be used with a STRONG Portuguese accent, as was common in the development of this catch-phrase. The phrase is often used to describe a negative situation, or towards someone in a negative way, similar to telling someone to fuck-off.

The words can be interchanged depending on the use and tense of the incident in which the phrase is being used - see below examples

"why don't you go wash bottles down by the creek!"

"Hey buddy, go wash bottles!"

"Your mom is a bottle washer!"

"you washed bottles for a living"

and so on - take it and go!

by philEblunt February 21, 2009

Washing The Horse

While getting your partner from behind, pull out, and urinate all over their back - especially in the hair while tugging on it.

Jen thought I was going to pull out and shoot, but instead she caught me washing the horse.

by Theodore Baagz, MD April 18, 2014