offering a drowning man a glass of water

doing something that you think is helpful but that only makes the situation worse

She was trying to explain the situation simpler, but it was just like offering a drowning man a glass of water.

by HiddenPaw October 29, 2008

Water

The 4th element required to summon Captain Planet

EARTH
FIRE
WIND
WATER
HEART

GO PLANET!

By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!

by Captain Planet Summoner January 27, 2005

Frat Water

Some may say this is a cheap beer.. but there is only one real beer that may be called frat water.. and that would be Fratty Light, aka Natural Light.

fratdaddy: where's my koozie? i need it for this frat water.

gdi: what's frat water?

by The Vines December 12, 2010

California Water Omelet

The act of having a woman crack an egg next to your scrotum and simultaneously jacking you off while in very hot bath water.

Janet, this California water omelet would have been just as effective without making me wear the giant baby diaper.

by theflamingpie August 3, 2011

lucky water

Vodka in a water bottle. Used to greatly enhance enjoyment of tennis.

Coach I need to go and get me some lucky water before the tennis match.

by Ivanstan January 15, 2007

Big Water

When you are experiencing diarrhea in the toilet.

Diarrhea, "Big Water", wet poop

by ment2live January 11, 2009

Cherry Water Ice

Philly slang for a bloody or fat lip. The term refers to the similarity in color of ones lips after eating a cherry water ice, to that of a bloody or fat/red lip after a fight.

Watch what you say out your mouth because I might go in it. I'll give a nigga a cherry water ice, fast.

-Beanie sigel

by Trox October 20, 2012