Walls

the act or reading a newspaper at the end of a bench during a basketball game because you are not athletic or skilled enough to play.

"Dude that retard just pulled a Walls!" exclaimed Sam while laughing hysterically.

by Allan Hansone February 12, 2008

Matt Walsh

A right-wing philosopher who opposes the Trans Agenda

Member of the daily wire crew

I watched Matt Walsh's documentary

by NightmareWasOpen September 28, 2022

Wallstered

To be fucked in the ass so hard without lube (either literally or figuratively) that you are never the same again.

"After giving his brother a Morning Wake-up Call, he was completely Wallstered when his brother retaliated by pouring a gallon of sac soup on him while he was tossing the dwarf to some kids program on tv.

by Web-Stir January 14, 2010

WallStreet exchange

The act of farting directly into someone else's asshole.

As Kelly relaxed on the couch, I laid quietly down behind her and she bacame an unwilling participant of the WallStreet exchange

by HershySquirt May 6, 2016

walsted

A person is too wasted they spell Walsted instead

"I'm so walsted right now"

by Joseunicorn May 16, 2017

Wahlah

Efficient, phonetically accurate alternative spelling for the French word, ‘voila’. Passionately hated by by the Karens of the world. Also spelt as, ‘wahlahhh’ for added emphasis.

“Sanded and painted. Wahlahhh, hit us up for wall repairs!”

by Vinius February 2, 2020

Blue Walls

When a female gets blue balls

“Damnnnn did you hear Maddie got blue walls.”

by Therealabdiali November 30, 2018