by redfatassface January 17, 2011
A person who hovers around the dying or the mentally unwell family members in order to obtain things such as cars/wealth in any form. Inserting themselves into situations in order to carry out this practice.
Lauded by all other family members as snakes and for being vultures. They have no shame and regret nothing, justifying their own actions to themselves. They are scum of the earth.
Lauded by all other family members as snakes and for being vultures. They have no shame and regret nothing, justifying their own actions to themselves. They are scum of the earth.
Person 1: Hey man, I heard Willy ripped the car off his own 92 year old father when he was dying of cancer and was mentally unwell.
Person 2: yeah he's a fucking vulture.
Willy D is a vulture
Person 2: yeah he's a fucking vulture.
Willy D is a vulture
by Uncle father April 06, 2023
A wanker who hides in the background waiting to pounce on a friends women any little opportunity they get
by Fhhhggggf January 03, 2020
Noun. A male who lurks, circles, pretends to be friends with, likes every girl's photo on Facebook, Instagram stalks every female, comments on every girl's photo on Facebook, waiting for that one moment of stupidity or weakness, in hopes of getting a naked pic/date/fuck from your or any girl. Has no regard for the personal space of females. Has no respect for boyfriends or relationships.
Mike the vulture liked every one of her photos and constantly text her in hopes someday she'd be dumb enough to give him some.
by XXX74XXX February 10, 2019
1. a person who dates/enters into a relationship with another person who is much older/ancient, such that the are figuratively circling the person, waiting for them to die
2. a young person waiting to collect inheritance from a much older person or group of people
2. a young person waiting to collect inheritance from a much older person or group of people
Bill "Did you hear Jim is going out with that cougar?"
Phill "Yeah, he's such a vulture. Isn't she like 90 or something?"
I only visit grandpa because he is rich and old, does that make me a vulture?
Phill "Yeah, he's such a vulture. Isn't she like 90 or something?"
I only visit grandpa because he is rich and old, does that make me a vulture?
by karasu of relationships August 17, 2010
Being in a situation where someone you definitely don't want to know what your computer is full of (i. e. parents or gf/bf), is standing right behind you staring at the screen and passively compelling you to self-restraint, i. e. not opening /b/ or pr0n, keeping messenger windows hidden just in case, and hiding embarassing desktop or icons (or embarassing icon names, such as "My Shit" instead of "My Computer") with randomly opened windows.
by nevermoar April 08, 2009
When you listen to the VULTURES 1 or VULTURES 2 album and you stroke your "mini yeezy" (if you know what I mean) to the beat of whichever song off the albums
Person 1: "CARNIVAL always gets me hard as hell, genuinely vultured off to that shit last night."
Person 2: "Nah, CARNIVAL's overrated. I done vultured off to FIELD TRIP 25 times a day, I don't give a shit about my cock getting infections."
Person 2: "Nah, CARNIVAL's overrated. I done vultured off to FIELD TRIP 25 times a day, I don't give a shit about my cock getting infections."
by yeezylover45 November 30, 2024