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Vancouver Maneuver

Much like the large amount of precipitation that Vancouver, WA receives in the fall, the Vancouver Maneuver deals with a significant loss of liquids --- So make sure to hydrate!!

First, a subject (male or female) woos to ladies into a hotel room where they are provided adequate amounts of alcohol. Next, the two women - both seated facing the protagonist - are pleasured for several minutes with each hand until maximum arousal is reached (this works best if the hotel has massage beds). Then, just before the climax is reached, the recruiting subject lights a match or lighter under the sprinkler head... and Presto!! The combination of squirting subjects and emergency sprinklers creates the effect of the Washington climate; leaving the subject soaked!

For expert trials- use a rain gauge to measure the amount of success!
Jim: "*Cough *Cough, this room is soo dry... I could use a change of climate in here."

Stephen: "That's silly Jim, how would you do that?"

Jim: "Let me search Urban Dictionary... "

"hmmm...I think I have a solution... the Vancouver Maneuver.... ehh?"

Stephen: "Where are you going?"

Jim: "Miss Tracy's liquor store, I have an appointment."
by D-Tails November 18, 2011
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virginal arch (varch)

when the vagina is lush and pokes out more.(like a half circle) this is a virginal arch for virgins. women who been fucked have a flat vagina.
I would like to fuck that virginal arch (varch)
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Vancouver

where spencer is from
spencer: I'm from Vancouver so zip it up and zip it out
by GillianD March 30, 2009
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Vancouverite

you are a real Vancouverite!
by Anonymous September 19, 2003
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vargo

1. a condition in which a person has herpies and that smells like assfudge and Mexican food covered in burn hair

2. a short fucken fat FUCKEN stupid kid in the army that smells and is named vargo
1. dude i think szabo has a case of the vargo!!!

2. theres that smell as fuck vargo!!
by your mom in 1/325 July 26, 2006
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Vancouver Vacuum Cleaner

A sexual act in which a large number of men ejaculate upon a glass table. A woman participant then cleans off the table by sucking up the ejaculate.
Yo, I went to my first orgy yesterday and we ended it with a Vancouver Vacuum Cleaner! It was awesome!
by JaquesLeCoques September 15, 2010
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valcone

A Vagina; someone who is being a vagina/dick; jawn; bad; good
Damn Dawg that shit is so valcone; I fucked that valcone like it was your face.
by Tim Pincher January 21, 2009
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