valentine

A song from 5 seconds of summer (5sos)

Calum Hood: v-a-l-n-t-y-n-e valentine

by Angie5sos July 23, 2018

Nick Valensi

proper noun - the god of all guitar players, plays in the fuckin' greatest band of this universe (yes, even on Pluto). he is unberably tempting and is known to make anyone looking at him HOT, has a head of gorgeous hair that a majority of the time falls in front of his equally beautiful eyes..

nick Valensi, meet me in the bathroom!

by isthisit?thisisit August 11, 2004

valedictension

When two people are very intensely fighting to be valedictorian in a high school class.

"Kate got a B so now her GPA's down to 4.25"
"Really? Man Hillary will be happy. She hates Kate"
"I know, there's some mad valedictension between them

by Farajallah November 14, 2007

Valentine's Syndrome

Sufffering from depression or sadness the day of Valentines or the day after due to Being lonely and/or all friends being busy with thier "valentine"

During Valentines day Joe just satys in bed all day and watches TV,Probably because he has Valentine's Syndrome

by SlipknoX February 14, 2009

Valentine's Day

because love isn't quite complicated enough as it is.

used in an xkcd.com comic

Man, I don't know what to get my girlfriend for Valentine's Day. It's all just bullshit for the profit of card companies anyway.

by omfgmango January 12, 2009

Valentine's Lay

The sex you get after spending $1209457863145 on your wife/gf or being extra sensitive or cuddly or whatever on Valentine's Day.

I bought my girl two dozen roses, some diamonds n shit, a pajamagram, and all this other gay stuff but I got the Valentine's Lay afterwards which was def worth it.

by CDOC Rahfeer February 14, 2009

valengine's day

what men call Valentine's Day when they expect to get laid at the end of the evening.

Travis: "I pulled out all the stops for my girl this Valentine's Day, I am soooo getting laid tonight!"
John: "Nice bro, sounds like you're going to celebrate Valengine's Day!"
Travis: "Totes!"

by GlazeHer January 26, 2014