Vampire Mice

Tampons

"oh dear i've just got my period, better get some vampire mice"

by phillic November 2, 2008

Vampire fudge cake

Wait 'til your girlfriend is on her period, and feed her nothing but fudge for three days, forcing her to hold any shits in. When the three days are up, make her squat above your open mouth, then have her release a mixture of period-blood and the fudgey goodness that is now her shit into your mouth.

Reece: Have you started your period yet?

Abi: Yes. Why?

Reece: Because I want a vampire fudge cake, you fucking whore.

by Roflpopz McToe December 15, 2010

vampire time suck

A person or thing that, like a vampire, sucks an inordinate amount of time from your schedule.

"Remember that software bug I found? Well, I was working on that vampire time suck of a project for hours."

by Metrosexuwell April 29, 2009

vampire mullet

(noun) Goth haircut where the bangs are sheared to a razor straight line with the rest of the hair long - usually black, very black. Forehead depth of line is variable, and often extreme.

The vampire mullet is also worn in increasingly, and frighteningly, large numbers by Fat-a-Billies (female rock-a-billies).

Morgatha's vampire mullet is a sure sign she's crazy.

I think I cut my hand on your vampire mullet.

by seahowl September 16, 2006

Vampire kiss

When you suck the blood out of a girls vagina whilst she's on her period and press down on her neck while releasing all the blood

She was on her period so I thought I'd give her a vampire kiss

by U,U,D,D,L,R,L,R,B,A January 4, 2017

Vampire Bugs

Another name for the dreaded summertime pest, the mosquito.

You wouldn't believe all of the Vampire Bugs that were by the lake last night! I know at least one of them had to have been named Edward Cullen.

by Quzanna June 27, 2010

vampire cracker

A picked off scab

Dave loves to pick off his scabs and offer them to other people as vampire crackers.

by SnowBunnyAK47 November 7, 2015