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Unicorning

To put up a shelf and, upon relative completion, have parts of the shelf remaining, whereupon they are put in to a jar. Over time the jar becomes the repository for remaining shelf bits.
Barry: "Why do you have a jar full of screws and stuff?"
Henrietta: "Unicorning"
Barry: "Oh right, yeah, I've got a unicorning jar myself"
Henrietta: "All your jar are belong to us"
Barry: *Haggard gasping for breath"

Eric swung the gossamer blade in a vicious arc, severing the bonds binding them. The unicorning was almost complete, time seeped away, tendrils of acrid smoke rose from the tower. The dread lord Peter had been unicorning for years, and had perfected his unicorning to an art.
by A Nighthawks Odd Term June 8, 2012
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unicorn

Mythical creature. It's like a horse with a seat on its head.
"Every girl wants a unicorn for her 16th birthday."
"I'd say. Its ever better than a vibrator!"
by Joe Blow July 5, 2004
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unicorn

a mistical creature of *great* importance
hey dude whats that

its a UNICORN
by blackbexy May 24, 2018
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Unicorning

When the hair by your parting decides to stick up in the air making the shape of a unicorn horn
Omg Ben is unicorning
by xx_Benjamin-Franklin_xx November 14, 2017
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Unicorned

When having missionary sex and you punch the girl in the forhead and leave a red mark.
So i had her on the bed and was taking that ass hard then i unicorned her.
by Keljoran September 6, 2014
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unicorn

A unicorn is someone who knows they're magical and isn't afraid to show it ; made popular from the show "Glee" when it was said by Brittany to Kurt
“When a pony does a good deed, he gets a horn and he becomes a unicorn and poops out cotton candy until he forgets he's magical and then his horn falls off. And black unicorns, they become zebras."

"A unicorn is someone who knows they're magical and isn't afraid to show it.”
by lovesong13 November 13, 2011
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unicorn

v. the act of a person crapping on their partner's forehead and getting it the stick. One can also test balance by prancing around the room.
My girfriend when I unicorned her. Brownie points.
by Bob20 February 15, 2005
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