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Tyson

A great friend and kinda goofy. He’s bald, athletic, and always “forgets” to wear a shirt. He’d rather be fishing.
Random dude: who’s that awesome dude with the six pack over there?
Me: oh, that’s Tyson
by Knsk June 19, 2024
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dirty tyson

by …😔 May 12, 2022
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Tyson

A guy that’s good at every sport. He will always have you back and will always care for you. He’s nice, funny, and outgoing. Always wanting to help others. He is usually tall and very athletic. He is one of those guy that can talk to his friend a lot but when he talks to the girl he likes it’s hard. He will probably try to impress you but get worried he did something wrong
Person: Hey who’s that guy that signed up for every sport?
Other person: That’s Tyson
by Somebody_not_important October 1, 2019
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tyson is the most sexiest man with the massivest weiner ever
sexy sexy man tyson is here
by Memerlol March 24, 2021
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do a Mike Tyson

If your friend falls asleep at a party and you just leave them behind without saying goodbye.

In distinction to a french exit where you just sneak out of a party without telling anyone, "to do a Mike Tyson" specifically means leaving the person you came together to the party behind, because he/she fell asleep there.
How could you just do a Mike Tyson last night? I woke up next to these bunch of strangers in the middle of the night and had no idea where you are?!!
by thommydabai August 1, 2021
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Dirty Tyson

The act of ejaculating into your partners ear. For fun with friends try the Double dirty Tyson
He was jacking off then came in my ear making me a Dirty Tyson
by GeneralAirlo June 19, 2023
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Tyson Brazil

A man who pees white when he sees Andon and Luke.
“Omg look it’s Tyson peeing white again”

Person: Tyson Brazil must have seen Andon and Luke again”
by TysonLovesOldMen December 1, 2021
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