hemifraternal twins

Children conceived by superfetation with multiple fathers.

"Wait, you and your twin have different dads?"

"Yeah, we're hemifraternal twins..."

"But you're white and he's black..."

"So, my dad knocked up my mom and then 3 weeks later she banged my bro's dad...she got pregnant twice!"

by ManTown April 14, 2012

twin anxiety

the anxiety (stress, sadness, annoyance, jealousy or anger) felt from having a twin. This usually comes from the feelings of being compared to your twin or that everyone likes your twin better. Identical twins have it even worse, as half the time people mix the two of them up! Other times it's just that one phrase that can really set off twin anxiety: "Hey, what's it like to be a twin?! Isn't it soo cool to be a twin??"

Bob- "Kylie what's it like to be a twin?"
Kylie (one who has a twin)- "HOW WOULD I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO NOT BE A TWIN?!"
Bob- .... You must have twin anxiety!

Riley- "Why so down, dude?"
Roger- "I'm so sick of having a twin, he follows me everywhere man... People can't even tell us apart. I definitely have a bad case of twin anxiety. "
Riley- "Sucks, dude."

by hotpinkrunningshoes August 27, 2011

maury twins

siblings born the same year with different mamas and the same dad

I just had a maury twins his sister was born an hour ago.

by kevin John October 2, 2011

twin day

Twin day is the day you celebrate your real twin or your twin as a title it can be celebrated on Fridays.

Happy Twin day

by FadedVampire1 October 24, 2019

Tonsil twins

When two people kiss the same person, they become Tonsil Twins

Hey, Hayden, did you kiss Zoe?

Yes I did, Heath!
Nice, we’re tonsil twins!!

by Gayratt January 19, 2021

Digital twin

Masturbating to a video of yourself masturbating to a video of yourself.

I was on omegle and a videonof me came on. I knocked one out anyway. It was a perfect digital twin.

by Randomroy April 15, 2021

demon twins

two siblings that take 0 fucks, and could care less what you think of them, usually found in the shadows, watching your every move, Onyx (cm), the older twin will make it clear what they think of you, Orion the younger, smarter twin is more mystery, you never know where you stand with him unless he tells you flat out. These two you don't f with unless your want your mentality screwed up. They lead a close knit team of people, their names are unknown still.

"aye, you seen the demon twins lately?"
"nah, they chose to keep close to their team, good luck infultraiting them, they don't let the average scum join their ranks."

by chaos calls me December 15, 2021