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texting stutter

when you constantly accidentally hit the same letter twice, resulting in what would sound out as a stutter. Usually due to super fast texting.
Text Friend 1: "Hhey man wwhere are you at?"
Text Friend 2: "Dude type slower and maybe you can get rid of that texting stutter."
by mango_crush January 13, 2010
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texting sarcasm

A notation used to signal the use of sarcasm in a text, instant, or various mobile device message. Often used to eliminate confusion and arguments caused by texting misinterpretations.

The generally accepted practice includes adding an "s" directly following or close to the ending punctuation of the message.
"This rush hour traffic is the best.s"
"I would have done her too if I was in your situation. S"
"Sweet sweater vest there chief! s"

".s", ". S", and " s" all denote texting sarcasm.
by Chi cityJT August 26, 2009
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noob texting syndrome

When someone will text you, you text back and they never reply. Usually people who get their first cellphone do this.
Dan: That hot chick has noob texting syndrome.

Sam: She probably just got her first phone.
by newnre23 July 30, 2009
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Toilet Texting

Making an excuse to use the bathroom while at work or other places in order to text without being noticed. This method is employed so as to avoid reprimand or repercussions from your boss or peers.
Mary decided toilet texting would be her best option since the boss was working nearby.
by sprite320 March 13, 2010
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Inside Tweeting

When you have so many followers on Twitter that you can exploit them with any tweet about your stock portfolio, creating artificial demand and causing prices to skyrocket, making you tons of money.
50 Cent's inside tweeting about H&H Import creating a jump from $0.10 to $0.39 per share:

"HNHI is the stock symbol for TVG there launching 15 different products. they are no joke get in now."
by Carbomb January 18, 2011
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Treeting

Using twitter to solicit sex; Turning tricks via twitter.
Dude 1: So I thought Chastity and I were really meant for each other. Then I caught her treeting... again. (getting teary eyed)

Dude 2: That's what happens when your girlfriend works at the Foxy Lady.

Dude 1: (sniffling like a bitch) But she told me she had changed!!!
by JCDUD November 6, 2009
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texting turrets

Random outburst of text, and after being sent is regretted.
by Jayz'sgrrl June 24, 2011
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