Jenna: I made that bitch cum with just my knee last night
Veronica: you yertled the turtle!
Yertle the turtle: making bitches cum with knee ONLY
Veronica: you yertled the turtle!
Yertle the turtle: making bitches cum with knee ONLY
by yertturt October 24, 2020
Get the Yertle the turtlemug. 
A You Tube celebrity that wades in drainage ditches to hunt snapping turtles. He is currently up to 1.8 Million hits. He might be one of the biggest hillbillies of all time. His technique is to feel out the turtles with his feet and then yank them up and shriek out loud. Heeee-yip!
Turtle Man Quote - " I try not to smile cause I got ma teef knocked out by a chain saw."
Turtle Man Quote - " I try not to smile cause I got ma teef knocked out by a chain saw."
by WindowLicker9000 January 29, 2010
Get the Turtle Manmug. While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 70-year-old Texas rancher (whose hand had caught in a gate while working cattle), a doctor and the old man were talking about George W. Bush being in the White House.
The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'."
Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.
The old man said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."
The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor stupid guy get down."
The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'."
Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.
The old man said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."
The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor stupid guy get down."
by Pinko_Commie May 6, 2004
Get the Post Turtlemug. SAVE THE TURTLES BECKY!! USE A MOTHER FUCKING METAL STRAW!!!!!!!! and i oop- sksksksksksksskskkssksksks
by save the turtles August 28, 2019
Get the save the turtlesmug. turtle syndrome occurs when men experience cold temperatures and their testicles and shaft shrink and move close to the groin, resembling a turtle retreating into its shell.
by ross turner December 6, 2007
Get the turtle syndromemug. by Jazzual December 18, 2012
Get the turtle waxmug.