turk and jerk

The average American day, is to eat bacon and jerk off. Turk and jerk is with Jewish people. Eat turky bacon, jerk.

Jew: Hey goi
Guy: Hey man, what are you doing tonight?
Jew: Probably turk and jerk. Then hit the head.

by condor3436 March 14, 2015

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Turdstick

A term used to describe somebody who is being excessively annoying.

Student: Teacher, I want to clean my pet turtle instead of doing homework.

Teacher: Billy, stop being such a turdstick.

by turdstick1004 November 13, 2017

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turds

mark was taking a greasy old shit when his ferd started running away, so when he ran after it, he left a trail of dirty old turds

by donald mkcduck June 13, 2018

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Turkamerkaderkistan

A country which only exists to people who are extremely gullible.

Tim: Hey I'm from Turkamerkaderkistan!
Maddie: Really?!

by Half Eyed Hank May 9, 2018

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A Turk is someone from a country called Turkey.They have moved some Armenians to Syria and get blamed for a Genocide because of that.Also They get hated from Greeks because of their Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Gredramaat Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Grandfather's drama.

+Do you know about Turks
-Yes
+They get blamed for their Great Great Grandfather's Drama
-IKR SO sad

by LumiNyte November 19, 2018

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