turkey gobbler

when a woman's clitoris hangs down and looks like the gizzard of a turkey's neck.

Lauren was wearing a bikini and her turkey gobbler was hanging out the bottom

by JOSH April 5, 2005

turkey arms

When a fat person lifts their arm and the fat on the tricep of it jiggles back and forth like a turkey's neck.

(First heard of in the nutty professor)

This woman has a classic case of, "turkey arms"!

GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!!!

by StuntinUp&Down February 16, 2006

Turkey Day

What inane stupid people call Thanksgiving in a failed attempt to sound cute.

Idiot #1 - I can't wait to get me some jibblets on Turkey Day!

Person #2 - Shut the fuck up dumbass.

by Meshuggah November 27, 2003

jive turkey motherfucker

A totally clueless scumbag-conman-bullshitting-cocksucking asshole who is so obviously fucked-up to anybody with half a brain but thinks he's cool.

Rush Limbaugh is one real jive turkey motherfucker!

by EDYudaman December 30, 2010

shit turkey

Masturbating during anal sex, and losing your balance, waking up the next morning to a shit stained turkey hand print on the bed sheet.

After a long night of boinking his girlfriend in the ass ol'red jerked his dick to get it hard again then lost balance, and regained it by pushing himself up from the bed. In the morning he woke up to find a shit turkey on the sheets.

by Ole Red February 18, 2007

turkey testers

Very erect nipples that pop out like the ready sensor on oven stuffer turkeys.

I must be cold outside because I can see Jennifer's turkey testers are poking.

by Double Jay May 13, 2003

pr0n turkey

(n) An aficionado of pornography. One who constantly and compulsively procures and consumes pornography.

"Ever since he got broadband Mark has become an absolute pr0n turkey".

by Matthew Wallace December 13, 2008