Torpedo Turd

When you're taking a dump and you pass gas the same time a turd is coming out, Rocketing the turd into the water splashing the water on your cheeks.

Why is the floor wet?

I had a torpedo turd.

by TonyF June 17, 2008

trident layers

A new rising form of currency, It currently presides over the Dollar, Pound, and Euro. It is the first edible currency (not including the former German currency of Marks, that happened to be made of sausage and pretzels)

Screw You! I want to be paid in Trident Layers!

by Dr.Faust December 20, 2009

turdally

A universal word covering three different meanings.

Meaning number one is just a substitute for the word "totally".

Meaning 'number two' is a word that means extremely
turd-like.

The last meaning of "turdally" is a word that means extremely turtle-like.

1. BOB: "Hey guys, sorry I'm so late to the party."
WILL: "Nah, I turdally understand."

2. JIM: "Hey guys guess what!!! I just a mighty poo in the upstairs bathroom!! It's turdally sick!"

3. WILL: "I just stole one of the turtles from the Zoo and put it in my tank today. It's turdally awesome!"

by Will Bradford June 30, 2008

Triddle

A type of online game combining virtual Tours and Riddles (Tour + Riddle = TRiddle).

Have you figured out that triddle? I've been stuck on the 3rd riddle for days!
Are you down for boggling our minds with some Triddles this weekend ?

by StreetSweeper100 May 23, 2020

catshit and mouse turd

Substitute these words for the popular sandwich condiments (ketchup and mustard) to impress and/or disgust your friends and loved ones.

Would you please pass the catshit and mouse turd, grandma?

by Steve Scholten August 26, 2005

Frosting the turd

The act of taking a shit then turning around and jacking off on the turd causing you to "frost" the turd.

My buddy was frosting the turd last night .

by my sewer buddy January 12, 2010

Fried toad turd

Something that doesn't taste very good

This yard bird tastes like fried toad turd

by beEasy91 July 12, 2010