it will make a turd

something that you eat that does not take good, but it does not taste bad either. a very common way that military members describe the food served to them in the chow hall.

"What do you think of the stew that I made?"

"Ehh, not bad. It will make a turd."

by Porkchop705 August 10, 2005

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turdball

A smelly, sleazy, nasty, contemptible person.

Maudiebelle is a real, live turdball.

by Steviedee January 21, 2004

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the nether regions inside your ass, a rest stop on the long and winding dirt road, the tollbooth on the hershey highway, a wide spot on bowel boulevard, the parking lot on poop parkway, the rail yard for trains on the track, probably just your bowels or intestines...

girl: you want me to eat your ass before I give you the stroke and choke?
me: yeah baby, but watch out for stinky pickles, I need to empty my turd locker.

by spiderbesideher September 22, 2009

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turd fisherman

A man with a long penis. The unfortunate event of having a dick so long, that it goes for a swim when you're taking a crap

Being a circus sword swallower by profession, Elise wasn't after just any old bloke, she wanted a genuine turd fisherman.

by Jamie321 October 2, 2007

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turduckenolio

n. A really bad portfolio (of photographs, projects, assets). It should be stuffed into a turducken. Calling it a turduckenolio means that it should be stuffed into a chicken, then into a duck, then into a turkey, and then up their a**.

Please get this turduckenolio off my desk! I don't have time for this.

by Doctor Science February 20, 2011

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