The Tube

"The Tube" was made up by Brandon DiCamillo, who frequently talks about it on Radio Bam. The Tube is a long, clear plastic tube. It is used in a competition where two people, preferably men, insert an end into each of their anuses. Then they both defecate. The winner is determined by whose feces comes out the other side.

You lost at the tube

by Jessica Mdizzle February 27, 2008

idiot tube

Television. Another word for T.V. Basically refers to the tendency of idiots to watch stupid shows, and the tube part refers to the "cathode-ray tube" display technology used in many current and older type television sets.

Well, it looks like he's nerding out on the idiot tube.

Fingernailpiss!The idiot tube is broken!

Then I totally zoned out on the idiot tube for the rest of the night.

by Anthony Fleck April 13, 2008

fallopian tube

1. a tube

2. a term used to emasculate males who are deemed inferior

"damn it Riley, you are such a fallopian tube!"

by SmartGuysDontHaveIdeologies October 22, 2018

boob tube

A slang term for television.

“Parents complain about the quality of the shows but don't prevent their children from gluing themselves to the boob tube” (David Owen)

by illEATurHARTout April 13, 2004

Dube Tube

A handmade smoke concealment apparatus, typically made out of a tube with both ends open. The insides are stuffed with dryer sheets, so that when the -Cannabis- smoker blows through, the smell of the smoke changes to that of the dryer sheets and not of Marijuana.

Typically used in dorm rooms, parent's houses, and in other places where the act of cannabis smoking must be concealed.

Dube Tubes do an incredibly good job of concealing the smell of Marijuana.

by JihadJoe75 February 11, 2008

Biddy Tube

A skintight "dress", usually strapless, the sits just above the nipple and goes just below the crotch.

Biddy 1: It's 10 degrees out, we're going to a dubstep concert and I want to constantly adjust my dress so my vagina doesn't fall out. What should I wear?
Biddy 2: You're brand new American Apparel shiny hot pink biddy tube!

by The Kinkster November 10, 2011

Douche Tube

Same as calling someone a douche bag, just more fun to say.

My boss is such a douche tube.

by LuberTuber September 7, 2005