turtle head

A distinct piece of feces pertruding out of a homosapiens rectum. The "piece" is slightly cone shaped and peeking out as would a common turtle from its shell.

Dude I gotta crap real bad, I got a turtle head!

turtle head by terd-dul hed October 26, 2003

box turtle 

A prefix attached to the names of anti-gay conservatives who tend to use absurd comparisons between bestiality and same-sex marriage to vilify gays and lesbians.

Origins: Prepared remarks for Senator John Cornyn (R-TX) to be delivered to the Heritage Foundation included the following statement:

"It does not affect your daily life very much if your neighbor marries a box turtle. But that does not mean it is right. . . . Now you must raise your children up in a world where that union of man and box turtle is on the same legal footing as man and wife."

Although Cornyn never used the remarks, the speech caught attention on liberal blogs, especially after the speechwriter, Ben Domenech, was fired from the WashingtonPost.com blog for his history of plagiarism. It is still not clear whether the box turtle remark was original to Domenech, or lifted from somewhere else.

Box Turtle Ben is a fine patriot, and a loyal supporter of Our Dear Leader.

box turtle by corprip April 20, 2006

1st and turtle 

The slowest speed you can go on a lawn mower. The exact oposite of 5th and bunny.

i was changing the bag on my lawn mower so i left it in first and bunny w/ the parking break on!

1st and turtle by 3k racer May 6, 2005

peeking turtle 

1. That critical moment between 'having to take a dump real bad' and 'having an accident in your pants'.

2. The feeling that a turd is on the cusp of 'peeking' out of one's anus, resembling a turtle's head coming out of its shell.

We gotta stop this car and find a restroom soon! I got a peeking turtle over here!

peeking turtle by The Watcher April 3, 2003

the Turtle 

The Turtle is It's (Pennywise) natural enemy. He, like It, is also an ancient Macroverse dweller and he vomited up our universe and possibly others while having indigestion.

Later, a few years before the Losers would return to Derry, the Turtle puked inside his shell and choked to death on a galaxy or two.

The Turtle likes to use the word "son" and gave odd advice to Bill while he was in the void the first time.

the Turtle by Arc of Reason June 30, 2008

mud for my turtle 

Getting laid

After the drive in we went to a park and I got laid in the front seat of my car. My first love, circa 1960. Got some my mud for my turtle

mud for my turtle by lewestogger1 June 18, 2009

Turtle Boy 

Turtle Boy refers to a statue in downtown Worcester, Ma of a boy either riding or "riding" a large sea turtle.

According to the city of Worcester and those few souls left in this town with a degree of snobbishness, the boy is riding the turtle.

According to anyone who passes by it and looks, the boy is fucking that turtle and the turtle is giving one hell of an "o-face!"

Proponents of the riding theory point to the fact that the boy, while naked, has his penis hidden by the turtle.

Proponents of the "riding" theory point to the fact that yes, the penis is hiden...in the fucking turtle.

While the turtle is making an "O-face" the boy is smiling slyly and smacking the ass....er shell I guess.

Strangely enough, the statue was made by the same guy who did the Lincoln Memorial in DC....which makes me think something is seriously sick about the Lincoln Memorial in DC.

There is no way that the statue is anything other than a boy fucking a turtle. Everyone who sees Turtle Boy knows that it is a statue of a boy fucking a turtle.

By the way....this is no joke, seriously, Worcester has a statue of a boy fucking a turtle

Turtle Boy by Thropy April 7, 2009