beef trumpet

A tasty, more inviting term used to refer to one's penis.

'She played a cracking tune on my beef trumpet'

by Sparklehorse January 27, 2007

The Georgia Trumpet

When, durring intercourse, the woman releases gas from her vagina causing many trumpet noises while thrusting

Man, last night i was doing doggy with my girl and she totally started doing The Georgia Trumpet

by Jakie Prates November 30, 2011

Blowing his own trumpet

For one person to be standing in front of disintersted people bragging about how much of a champion he is at everthing he does, whilst the others listening are thinking of how much af a loser he really is.

Tony : when I was I the army I was Sargent of 11 people bla bla bla, and I did this.... and I did that.....bla bla bla.
Greg (thinking):here we go, he is blowing his own trumpet again. you are really an absolute moron,,,what a dickhead.

by strateShot March 6, 2009

Rusty Trumpet

When a woman (or man) is giving a Man a blow job while humming (like a trumpet) and using three fingers to stimulate the balls.

The goal of the rusty trumpet is not for the man to orgasm, but for the man to fart.

Man: Hey baby, you want to give me a rusty trumpet?

Woman: What's that?!?!

Man: Well, you slob on my knob like corn on the cob, then use tree fingers to massage my balls, the job aint done until I fart! Wocka Wocka!

by Wocka Wocka Wocka August 21, 2009

Trumpet player

They speak the same way they play their instrument, loudly and obnoxiously. They start random chants and are very annoying to deal with. If you tell them this then they become toxic. Very few trumpet players are actually easy to deal with and can actually play their instrument.

"Will you trumpet players shut up for just two minutes?!"

by Canofbeanns September 5, 2019

piccolo trumpet

1) A trumpet tuned an octave above the normal B flat trumpet's range. Has 1/2 the tubing of a normal trumpet and a fourth valve.
2) The only instrument more awesome than the trumpet; not to be confused with the piccolo, the only instrument harder to tune and shriller than the flute.

Paul McCartney: Bollocks! Penny Lane has so much potential, but it needs something....
-hears piccolo trumpet playing Bach-
McCartney: I've got it!

Trumpet player: I wish I could play the piccolo trumpet, but I am not worthy of it's awesomeness.
Piccolo player: You could play piccolo instead!
Trumpet player: You could play piccolo well.
-Piccolo player bludgeons Trumpet player to death with her piccolo-

by arroganttrumpetplayer137 December 8, 2010

trumpet players

you could describe a trumpet player as a little arrogant bitch with a massive fucking ego. I wouldn’t recommend down talking them or they will fuck you in the ass.

trumpet players are idiots

by tiny ty December 1, 2021