touch n' bust

a chick with puss(vagina) so good it elicits premature ejaculation.

Damn, after seeing Frida I'll bet you that Salma Hayek is a touch n' bust!!!!!

by DGreen July 18, 2003

Touch my butt

What Nick Bridges likes men to do.

Hey man, you wanna TOUCH MY BUTT? Let's go out back.

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

Touch Me Not

A person, usually female, who puts off the "Do not approach me, you have no chance," vibe. She/He is not interested in dating or sex and prefers to remain friends with many people but not in super close touchy-feely relationships. They usually come off really bitchy and fierce, but it's just part of their natural personality traits.

"It's a shame she's a Touch Me Not, she's pretty hot.."
"Don't even get your hopes up, there is no way in Hell she'd even consider it"

by Foleaseahhtea August 20, 2008

Touch and Go

Waking up borderline still drunk or hazy from the night before. Feeling like you are still out of it from too much partying.

Why did I stay out so late? Now I'm touch and go at work!!

by Miss Kate August 30, 2007

touch n go

When your high is coming down like an airplane landing, you touch town on the runway, then as you rip the bong, apply full power abd away you go into the clouds.

mile high airlines: tower, this is Dude420, where is dat bong is, need a touch n go on runway 420, then straight out departure to cali.

tower: roger dude420, cleared touch n go, runway 420, straight out departure approved, please use the hit-it-or-pass-it procedure at flight level 420 upon westbound turn.

mile high airlines: copy, dude420 out

by cccbbr November 15, 2013

Touch grass

This saying is used on people who are spending their life doing dumb, cringe, or shitty things. It is told to get that person back to “reality” and go outside and get fresh air. It’s also a good reminder for anyone who’s retarded enough to never exercise to begin with.

It’s also one of the best coping methods for any person who’s addicted to tiktok cringe.

Damn, Dream Stans are so fucking retarded. They really need to touch grass.

by Randomshit_69 July 18, 2022

Touch Up

The act of cleaning one's asshole after a day of activity or a possible shart or leaky asshole situtation.

Usually about an hour after eating at Beto's, I am in serious need of a touch up.

I beat my dick off so hard yesterday, that I needed to touch up my swass.

by Capt. Scrotal Tuck February 21, 2009