Mashy Torture

Slang for what a Mashy will put his "victim" through during a prank or rib. It is most often perpetrated by two Mashys.

Daniel and Jon put Sean through a severe round of Mashy Torture.

by Professor Dare July 27, 2009

torture artist

A sadist that makes torturing others into a creative artform or sometimes just a really offensive piece of work.

Person A: "My english professor is such a torture artist. She assigned 3, 10-page essays all due before the end of term."
Person B: "But wait isn't the end of term next week?"
Person: "Exactly."

by PimpstressMI October 1, 2014

Texas torture

The Texas torture, is when you hold someone down on the ground/floor and restrain their arms/hands so you can poke them repeatedly in their sternum, with the middle knuckle on your middle finger.

Person: My brother and I were rough housing yesterday, and he held me down and gave me the Texas torture for almost half an hour! My chest is still sore!

by Kamalot420 July 14, 2017

text torture

Purposefully waiting a long time to text someone back in order to increase anticipation and drama, especially if someone just asked you out or expressed feelings for you

Amy: I’m not sure what to do. Adam texted that he’s into me, but I also like Blake and Juan.

Lola: Just text torture him until you figure out whether you want to hook up with him or not.

by builtforspeed July 25, 2018

Japanese Rectum Torture

A said rectum is enlarged by forcing an umbrella into the rectum, then repeatedly opening it to create a fat gaping crevice.

I had bum worms so I got Japanese Rectum Torture.

by StinkyBoy556 November 26, 2019

bass torture

What eggs do all of the time

ladida fuck this field it's useless bass torture there accept this shit now

by Not E g g August 23, 2019

Torture

School

Person one : man I hate this it’s real torture
Person two : what is

Person one : school

Person two : oh

Person one : yea ...
Person two : I’m sorry I- come here dude 🫂🫂

by Thatuglyclown🤡✌🏼 November 24, 2020