Toked

Being high, particularly from marijuana

Dude after I took a couple hits I was totally toked

by Babar660 November 6, 2012

topeness

A major aspect of driving in Mexico, where large speed bumps — called "topes" — frequently appear in the middle of a major road, often without any sign or other warning.

The topeness of the Transpeninsular is really killing my Mazda — I think I lost the muffler in in San Vicente.

by Inkmine July 27, 2007

towed jumper

A little piece of poop that remains after taking a shit that won't fall out. Usually alleviated by shaking your ass.

person 1: "Man, what took so long in there?"
person 2: "I had a towed jumper that just wouldn't budge!"

by krl0309 April 11, 2010

typedextrous

The skill of being able to type on different keyboard layouts (such as Dvorak, German, French, etc.) with equal facility.

I use the Dvorak keyboard, but I don't mind using the inferior QWERTY layout on public computers since I'm typedextrous.

by guodskrap December 18, 2010

[torpedo] the [egg]

the use of a small shovel, half dozen roses, fertilizer, and an emblem off of a B.M.W. pick-uptruck. Items are used for a highly stylistic ritual. Other than that, not much is known.

William torpedo the egg last night. he used the wrong shovel and the eggwould not pop in the final stage. The shine off the emblem hit the roses that made the torpedo just right.

by gespar January 18, 2011

Torpedo Snake

Torpedo snake; When u gotta go to the bathroom really bad.
Instead of saying "Excuse me sir, may I use toilet?"
You would say "Move bitch, I got a fucking torpedo snake!!"

(Family gathered for dinner sitting around a table)
Jim:"Mum, may I use bathroom please?"
Mum:"For fucks sake, Jim. This will be your second time!"
Jim:"Excuse me for having a torpedo snake!"
Mum:"Well atleast if you unload some shit you can finally fit through to kitchen door without being mashed. U fucking fat piece of shit."
Jim:" Damn mum, Maybe you have a torpedo snake too?"

by MrWatermelon July 12, 2016

ToledoDrCherianVarghese

1) A type of shit you can take, that smells like foul, sewage water, typically begotten from eating slightly fermented Chinese food. Named after a mentally psychotic doctor in Toledo who has actually committed vehicular homicide and was acquitted with the help of his hospital, so that he was free to commit battery against his wife and daughters (leading to an arrest).

2) A really shitty day.

1) Damn, don't use the first stall, I just took a massive ToledoCherianVarghese. It smells awful! It has nuts, bok choi, and corn coming out of it and smells awful!

2) Man, today really sucked. Work was awful and was overall a big, smelly, rancid, fuming ToledoDrCherianVarghese.

by Tr0llMeister November 11, 2018