Toob’n

The act of master-bating during a video conference with your co-workers.

I thought the video conference was over so I just started loob’n and toob’n. My bad! 🤗

by Offensive Nibbling October 19, 2020

toobin

Masturbating, especially while on live Zoom video.

Jeffery got fired for toobin.

by GotMyPickAxeAndShovel October 19, 2020

Toob’n

The act of masterbating on a video conference with your co-workers.

I thought the video conference had ended so I just started loob’n and toob’n.

Or

Hey Bob, can you please stop toob’n for a minute and show us this quarter’s financials.

by Offensive Nibbling October 19, 2020

toobin

The act of masturbation, especially in live streaming video such as during a Zoom meeting.

Jeffery got caught toobin.

by GotMyPickAxeAndShovel October 19, 2020

toobin

To wank on webcam. Named after Jeffrey Toobin.

"The dude was toobin!

by realitycatchesupwithyou October 19, 2020

Toobin

To masturbate in a company remote meeting, and forget to turn off your camera or sound.

My friend Joe lost his job, and is now on the sex offenders list. Oh? Yeah he was toobin it in a meeting with the CEO. He had the sound off, so, like, we couldn't tell it. It was like a full 5 minutes of hard core toobin going on. I saw the whole thing.

Jesus, and you sat through that? You sick bastard.

by Some Kinda Wizard October 20, 2020

toobin

Masturbating while video conferencing, usually during a Zoom meeting.

I was in a Zoom meeting and started toobin because one of my coworkers made me horny.

by Didnotknowcamerawason October 20, 2020