Tofu

Tofu (noun): Not born perfect, nor someone who tries to be perfect. Beyond perfection. As a result, drives all around him towards insanity, through his sheer brilliance! :D

eg: Omg, you are a Tofu!

by tofu_appreciator November 14, 2011

Toefoam

To make a loud and onnoxious clucking noise using only the tips of your toes tapping lightly on your tongue to insult a rubber chicken that has been shmeeshnoggening your giraffe.

I angrily toefoamed at the green rubbery bird as it tried to stuff itself up my giraffe's buttocks.

by bobbajoethethird February 21, 2009

Tofu Bacon

an extremely contemporary term for "cool" or "super" completely replacing the term "what's shakin bacon?" for a more syllabic equilibrium

person 1: what's shakin tofu bacon?
person 2: not much; that concert last night was pretty tofu bacon!

by The holy pancake batman August 23, 2008

Toecutter

A member of a notorious group of freeloaders in the craigavon area.

I came down for a drink during the night and there was a toecutter sleeping on my kitchen floor.

by Limbodancer October 31, 2018

shreksgreasy_toefungus

Some popular tiktoker who’s obsessed with the Simpsons but is now going through a flop era even though they post cool edits. Simpsons is life. They also have cool pfp

Person 1 - Have you walked the dog today?
Person 2 - Sorry, I was watching shreksgreasy_toefungus

by MaggieSimpsonIsGod June 4, 2022

TheFullWilson

One who has been endowed by God with an extraordinary piece of equipment. Sent on a divin mission to pleasure as many woman as possible.

I am the TheFullWilson

by Wilson November 30, 2003

tofunar

Adj: Meaning "totally fuckin' narly"

"Bro that was sooo tofunar when you did that double Mc Twist in the half pipe!"

by Jackben January 27, 2007